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If you enter a house, greet the inhabitants with salaam.

Paint all the bars of soap in a house
residence/whatever with colorless nail polish
(reserving, of course, one for oneself)
then replacing them in the soapdishes.
Those suckers would not suds to save themselves.

once, a guy went to an old lady-s house
to meet her. she called him in and offerd
a seat, the guy sat down and started talking to her,
as the time passed the guy started to feel hungry, he saw a bowl of popcorns on the
table. without caring to ask the lady he started eatin the popcorns, ""hum
these r really testy"" said the guy ""yes, u see i dont have teeth in my mouth so what i do is just suck all the caramel from them""
answered the lady.