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Wo samne aye tou Nazron ko Jhukaa loon ga
Dekhoon ga nahi phir bhi Tasweer bana loon ga

Aana ho tou aa jao Ruswayian nahi hongi
Dekhega nahi koi Palkon mai chupa loon ga

Jo Hum per guzarni hai ek bar guzar jaye
Her Gham ki tarha Tujh ko Seene se laga loon ga

Weeran agar Dil ho Aankhon mai Andhera ho
Yaadon ke Diye apni Palkon mai saja loon ga

Manzoor agar hogi Ruswayi Teri Mujh ko
Mai beth ke Sahil se Toofaan utha loon ga

Naraz agar wo hain Mere Nasheman se
Mai apne Nasheman ke Tinkon ko hata loon ga

Kyun Mujh se Khafa ho ker wo Dour gaye
Baanhon mai wo aa jayaen mai un ko Mana loon ga.

EID KA CHAAND NAZAR AYE GA JIS DAM MUJH KO
MAIN TERE WUSL KI AE DOST DUA MAANGON GA
MAIN JO BARSON SE HON TANHAI KAY SEHRA MAIN MUKEEM
AB TERE EHAD e RIFAQAT KI GHATA MAANGON GA

ik laraka apni man kesath safar kar raha hota he wo apni man ko kehta he
ke mere paas koi asi chiss nahin he
is liye men aap ko bhech kar shadi karon ga or ase hi dosra larka apni man ko asahi kehta he phir wo dono aek doosre ko apni apni man dete hen phirr un ki shadi ho jati he or un ko bache ho the hen aur phirr wo dono bache aek doosre ke kiya lagte hen rishte men

ek admy ek paghal admey sey phochta hey k ( yaar ager mey ye bomm tery sir per rakh doo tto phelly kia phatey ga ye boom ya tumhara sir ?( too paghall admey sir khujatey howey yaar phellyy sir pahtey ga or pher ketha hey yaar akchuley sir bhey phat sakta hey akher confuse ho ker paghall admey kheta hey yaar tum hey bataoo kia phate ga too phellaa admey khta hey k (( sub sey pheylyy tery phatey gey ) hahahahahhaahahahahhhaaaaa.......

PUNJABI
adhe asmano bakra giriya, moo cho choi ral, tid phat gaiya...?

URDU
adhe asmaan se bakra gira,moon se gira pani,peet phat gaiya...?

Aik daffa aik bacchi apni teacher se kehti hai ""Miss Miss Kya main maan ban sakti hoon"" Teacher:-Nahi beta abhi to aap bohat choti ho aap maan nahi ban sakti"" Is per aik larka jo kareb hi khara hota hai larki say kehta hai main ne nahi kaha tha kuch nahi ho gaa.

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QUAID-E-AZAM foat ho gey

LIAQAT ALI KHAN shaheed ho gey

ALLAMA IQBAL bhi nahi rahey

meri bhi tabiat kuch kharab rehti hai

MAIN soochta hoon PAKISTAN ka kia bane ga

US KI AANKHON MAIN MUHABBAT KA SITARA HO GA.
EK DIN AYE GA K WO HUMARA HO GA ...........................
JIS K HONE SE MERI SANSAIN CHLA KARTI HAIN...........
KIS TARAN US K BIN GUZARA HO GA ..............................