Search

Two men working in a facory were talking. I know how to get some time off, said one.

How are you going to do that?

Watch, he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there, and the man replied.I--m a lightbulb.

I think you need some time off, the foreman said said, and the first man walked out of the factory. After a moment, the second man followed him.

where do you think you--re going? the foreman shouted.

I can--t work in the dark, he said.

Q: why do dogs dont marry?
A:because they r already a dog--s life


BOSS:we r very keen about cleanliness.did u wipe ur feet on mat as u came in
NEW EMPLOYEE: yes sir!
BOSS: we r also very keen about truthfullness.there is no mat


bus may rush ki waja se ek larkey ka hath ek borhey ki jaib se ja laga
borha chilaya: KIA KAR RAHEY HO?
larka(seham kar): MATRIC KAR RAHA HON.


BIWI NE SOHAR SE KAHA
may 5 minutes ka liyey paros may ja rahi hon
15 minutes bad petheli chulhey se utar lena aur ek ghuntey bad baby ko feeder se dodh pila kar sula dena.may bus ABHI ayi


ek shakish: bhai aj budh hai ya jumarat?
dosra shakish:pata nhi bhai........... may to abhi abhi juma parh kay a raha hon


ek professor apni glasses bhool ayey.bazar may ek notice laga howa dekh kar ek pas kharhey howey admi se daryaft kiya.janab iss notice may kia likha hai
iss admi ne kaha.bud kismati se may bhi ap ki tarha jahail hon

HOPE TO MAKE U SMILE
BUT IF NOT
SO WHT CAN I DO?

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!


Please contact on 03225864336 for comments and friendship.
Asim Jhelum/Islamabad

LUK AT DA WORLD AS 1 BIG CHOCOLATE CAKE IT WOULD NEVER B COMPLETE WITHOUT 4 SWEET ND NUTS, ........ SWEET like ME ND NUTS like U?......HAAAAAA, HEY PLZ AGAR KISI KO YEH JOKE SUN KAR HANSI NA B AI TU PHIR B HANSNA OKZZZZ HAMAY ACAH LAGAY GA BYEEEEEEE ,,,,,,,,

.-- 12 --.
9 _/ 3
. 6 . --
Time will always fly but our friendship
Will never die
Please contact on ?0301-7600913? or ?danish7600@yahoo.com? for comments and friendship.
Send one ?SMS And get 2 SMS

once a wife and husband goes to a temple.the beggar tells the wife o sundari sadapaanch rupiyaa dedo andha hoon.then the husband says dedo tumha sundari kaha hai to zaroor andha hooga...........

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
0322=4038808

Aik molvi ki girl friend molvi ko time dey ker nahe aa e.
Kafi intizar ke bad molvi chala jata hay.
Aur speaker ko on ker ke kahta ha....
Hazra....t change nae keeti

A SMILE is a way of writing ur thots on ur face,
telling others dat dey r ACCEPTED, likeD & APPRECIATED.
So here?s a BIG SMILE just 4 u?