wrench Meaning and Definition

...rench, and a copy of the seat- howto.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, ""You had to do what with the seat?"" Mac Airline All the stewards, stewardesses, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are told you don-t need to know, don-t want to know, and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie. ...

...rench.9. Give up and use crescent wrench.10. Unscrew drain plug.11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on hand inthe process.12. Clean up.13. Have another beer while oil is draining.14. Look for oil filter wrench.15. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips head screwdriver andtwist it off.16. Beer.17. Buddy shows up. Finish case with him. Finish oil changetomorrow.18. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car,dump in hole in back yard.19. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during steps 11, 15, & 18.20. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.21. Walk to 7-11 and buy beer.22. Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat ofclean oil to gasket first.23. Dump first quart of fresh o...