smug Urdu Meaning

...mug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.Sharoon was even more jealous & starts screaming, I want to call Israil and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked Well, devil how much do I owe you????The devil says Twenty dollars.Sharoon is stunned & says Twenty dollars??? Only ??The devil says Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it--s local. Mr.Shot There was a guy name shot who was murderer and once he was caught by the police so police was chasing him and shot climbed on a tree .The captain of the police force said take off shot right now so everybody pulled off their shots. Muslims There were two Christians travelling on a plane. Sitting behind them was a Muslims. As they realized that a Muslims is travelling with them. They started talking loudly with each other.James said to Tim.Tim where r u going, hopefully to Dubai.Tim said NahThere are too many muslims, streets and roods are flooded with them.James smiles and said then u must be going to Iran.Tim said r u mad, Muslims in Iran are more f...