skinny Portuguese Meaning

...kinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and proceeds to blow the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You don-t even need a license, he said. So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door break...

... there once lived a guy who was so skinny and he didnt know english . and his wife was...

...kinny she says u shud hv appropriate mass at appropriate placesIf u r healthy she says u shud b smartIf u dont tell her ur prob she saysur not honest 2 meIf u do tell to her she says ur a problem childIf u scold her she says you act like a nany giving lectureIf she scolds u she says Yaar, its becuz i careIf u break a promise she says she does not trust u any moreIf she breaks she says jan mein majbour thiIf u do good in exams she says qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marksIf she gets goods mark she saysits my brainIf u hurt her she says u r cruel & dont care of my feelingsIf she hurts you she replies u r not understanding& they claim they r not Hypocrates, Interesting...