- A Man And And His Three Ducks !!!
...uzzled, but he doesn-t see a problem and agrees to look after the three little ducks. When the owner of the ducks leaves, the bartender says to the first duck ?What-s your name?? The duck says, --My name is Huey.-- And the bartender, an af...
- Faida
... Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samn...
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- Death At 11 O Clock
...uzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery... as to Why the death at 11am?So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to th...
- Bushiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
...uzzled. He asks to speak with Dick Cheney. ""Hey Dick, answer this for me, would ya?"" ""Your mother and father have a child, it-s not your brother and it-s not your sister...who is it?"" Dick Cheney frowns and says: ""Geez, I-m not sure...lemme get back to you."" So Dick Cheney goes to all his advisors, and asks everyone he can, but no one can answer it for him. Finally, he ends up in the men-s room, and he recognizes Colin Powel-s shoes in the next stall over. Dick shouts over to him, ""Hey Colin...can you answer this for me?"" Your mother and father have a child. It-s not your brother and it-s not your sister, who is it?"" Colin Powel flushes, and yells, ""Hey, that-s easy....it-s me!"" Dick Cheney smiles and yells ""Thanks!"" So Dick Cheney goes back into the Oval Office and tells Bush, ""Hey, I finally figured out the answer to that riddle!""....""It-s Colin Powel"" Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney. Bush yells right in Dick-s f...
- Bushiiiiiiiiiii
...uzzled. He asks to speak with Dick Cheney. ""Hey Dick, answer this for me, would ya?"" ""Your mother and father have a child, it-s not your brother and it-s not your sister...who is it?"" Dick Cheney frowns and says: ""Geez, I-m not sure...lemme get back to you."" So Dick Cheney goes to all his advisors, and asks everyone he can, but no one can answer it for him. Finally, he ends up in the men-s room, and he recognizes Colin Powel-s shoes in the next stall over. Dick shouts over to him, ""Hey Colin...can you answer this for me?"" Your mother and father have a child. It-s not your brother and it-s not your sister, who is it?"" Colin Powel flushes, and yells, ""Hey, that-s easy....it-s me!"" Dick Cheney smiles and yells ""Thanks!"" So Dick Cheney goes back into the Oval Office and tells Bush, ""Hey, I finally figured out the answer to that riddle!""....""It-s Colin Powel"" Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney. Bush yells right in Dick-s fa...
- Indians And A Polish
...uzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something. ""No"", said the other Indian. ""It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, ""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you. Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, ""Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"" When...
- Pakistani Scientist
...uzzled because they could not figure out theproblem. Finally, there was a Pakistani scientist (the one who is mentioned above) he offered the help. NASA people were desperate by that time and agreedto do anything. ""Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right"" said the Pakistani scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway. ""Bring it back to verticalposition"" the Pakistani said. The engineers did so . ""Now start the engines"" he said.And surprise, the rocket took off and flew into outer space! Ev...
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