institution Portuguese Meaning

...nstitution of higher learning?A: A visitor.Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?A: Gifted!Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?A: Branch Manager.Q: What do you see when you look into a surd--s eyes?A: The back of his head.Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common?A: You don--t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.Q: What do you do when a surd throes a hand grenade at you?A: Pull the pin and throw it back.Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ??A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.Q: Why can--t surds put in light bulbs?A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley?A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces...

... MARRIAGE IS AN INSTITUTION where DA MAN LOOSES HIS BACHELOR D...

... The General Assembly's Institution, now the Scottish Church College, one o...

... Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelors degr...