etiquette Portuguese Meaning

...tiquette, you re being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he s being original. When you please your boss, you re ass creeping. When your boss pleases his boss, he s being co-operative. When you re out of the office, you re wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he s on business. When you re on a day off sick, you re always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it s because he s overworked. if u like this SMS send me...