eats Urdu Meaning

...ats 100 chapatis then he will not be charged. An Indian came there and started eating.when he reached upto 90 then th...

... Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from...

...ats the insect and throws the tea away. Israeli: sucks the tea from the insect before throwing the insect away and drinking the tea. Pakistani: accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his ...

...ats vegetables -> What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play -> Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and -> Drive on parkways How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day -> And as cold as hell on another You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down And in which you fill in a form By filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers And it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn-t a race at all) That is why When the stars are out they are visible But when the lights are out they are invisible And why it is that when I wind up my ...

...ats a lot ? Bhoj wani What do you call a sindhi who loves Milk ? Dudh ani What do you call a sindhi who is a loser ? Har jani What do you call a sindhi who loves raita ? Raita ni What do you call a sindhi who loves dancing ? Dansing hani What do you call a Sindhi who keeps growing ? Wadh wani What do you call a sindhi who is always sad ? Sad ani What do you call a sindhi who is a communist ? Lal wani What do you call a sindhi who goes out a lot ? Bhar wani What do you call a sindhi who loves astrology ? Chand wani What do you call a sindhi who enjoys Chillies ? Mirch andani Wha...

...ats light bulbs.The teacher asked him how his father eats the light bulbs. The boy replied, I don--t know, but I walkedpast mommy and daddy--s room l...

...ats only masala inside.The waiter asked why sir ` you didnt like the sandwich?Man: I like but...