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...ommand or filename.Wife : but I told u in the morning!Husband : erroneous syntax. Abort?Wife : what about new TV?Husband : variable not found.Wife : At least, give me ur credit card, I want to do some shopping...

... The biggest shithead and the person in commandcan generally be shot with the same bullet. ...

...ommand.BLOODY Hell said Sheeda.l have to ring you back!Sure enough, the next day, Sheeda called again.Mr. Bush, it is Sheeda, I أ¢m calling from Chuk no-3 Gujrat, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!And what equipment would that be, Sheeda? Bush asked.Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amjad--s tractor.Bush sighed. I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, i have increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke.Oh teri (oops) said Sheeda. I have to get back to you.Sure enough Sheeda rang again the next day. Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne We...