cleaning Dansk Meaning

2nd Oct was a Dry Day in India.Now it is also Cleaning - Swachh Bharat Day as well.So now it will...

72...leaning house & doing laundry2nd:Strange,I am taking divorce for same re...

72...leaning house & doing laundry2nd:Strange,I am taking divorce for same re...

72...leaning house & doing laundry2nd:Strange,I am taking divorce for same re...

...leaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons...

...leaning your apartment before leaving so you can get full security refund from your landlord. You might be a desi if,you don-t know any American outside your work You might be a desi if, the lawyer handling your green card is in your speed dial. You might be a desi if, you try to ignore all other unknown desi-s around you. You might be a desi if, you talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country. You might be a desi if, you frequent to yard sales every week. You might be a desi if, your dinner involves spreading newspaper on the living room floor. You might be a desi if, you are compelled to visit ever major city in US, just so as to say that ""Yes I have been there"" You might be a desi if, you have a bucket in your bath tub. You might be a desi if, you have to borrow luggage from friends for a visit back home. You might be a desi if, the smoke d...

...leaning people never die, they just kick the bucket. Old cooks never die, they just get deranged. Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged. Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties. Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience. Old electricians never die, they just lose contact. Old farmers never die, they just go to seed. Old garagemen never die, they just retire. Old hackers never die, they just go to bits. Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips. Old hippies never die, they just smell that way. Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot. Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grip. Old investors never die, they...

67...leaning the TOILET!DAD:how does that satisfy you?SON: I CLEAN IT W...

71...leaning toilet. Dad: How does that satisfy u? Son: I clean with ur toot...

70...leaning toilet,Dad: How does it satisfy ur anger?Son: I clean it with ...