buttons Urdu Meaning

...uttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!? If I ever go for a brain transplant I?d like 2 use ur brain. It--s not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.? Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause. ? Q: Why do men fart more often than women?A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.? Namaska...

...uttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don-t make the last payment on GRANDMA-S FUNERAL, she will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery. Your sister had a baby this morning, I havent found out whether it is a boy or girl, so I don-t know whether you are an aunt or uncle! Your uncle jatindar fell into a whiskey vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for 3 days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two were in the back. the driver got out, he rolled down the window and swam to safety. the other 2 friends drowned because they couldn-t get the gate down. there isn-t much more news at this time. nothing much has happened. love, mom p.s. i was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already...