branch Russian Meaning

...ranch Manager.Q: What do you see when you look into a surd--s eyes?A: The back of his head.Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common?A: You don--t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.Q: What do you do when a surd throes a hand grenade at you?A: Pull the pin and throw it back.Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ??A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.Q: Why can--t surds put in light bulbs?A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley?A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.Q: What--s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?A: A surd parade.Q: Guy asked his surd wife how did you get the car in the living room?A: She said I drove it through the kitchen and took a left.Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING.A: He said Yes, I--ve ...

...ranch to branch, you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years. The monkey answered: God, living 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years. And God agreed. Finally, God created man, and told him: You will be Man, the only rational being on this earth, you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years. The man answered: God, I-ll be man, but living 20 years is not enough, why don-t you give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 20 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years that the monkey refused. That was what God did, and since then, Man live 20 years like a man, then he enters adulthood and spends 30 y...

...ranch of a tree and suddenly a hunter shoots...then how many birds will left on the branch...a boy said two...the teacher replies .....