Pashto Dictionary

...ware, pay attention during the applause. ? Q: Why do men fart more often than women?A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.? Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.? A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn--t let you touch me below my belt. ? Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.? When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.My goal is to be a failure! If...