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Marriage is like a Walkie Talkie.

Hubby goes out for a walkie, when wifey gets very talkie!

When God takes away something from ur hands don't think he's punishing u. He's just leaving u empty handed to receive something better. Gud Day!

Children are like a wet cement... whatever falls on them makes an impression.

Give your child a memorable childhood!

Happy Children's day!

Difference between Promises and Memories:

Promises = We break them!

Memories = They break us!

Reality of Life!

Sometimes people are nothing. You make them something and when they become something, they feel that you are nothing.

Pendu Jawaak: Bapu, Main Ikk Billi Agge 2 Chuhe Rakhe... Billi Ne Ikk Kha Lea, Ikk Nahi.

Peyu: O Kyon? Ik Plastic da Houga, Kanjra.

Jawaak: Nahi Bapu. Ik Main Nakk Cho Kadeya Si!

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Urdu?
Pappu: If the film was silent, how could you know it was in Urdu!

Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can see it but only U can feel it's true warmth. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

~ Groucho Marx

Good Day!