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Kherki

ab tu aoo na kherki main aae hasena
dhoop main kharay hain bah raha hai paseena.
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Aik KHan SAhab Ko KOe BAyWakoof BAnata Hai, Quetta Sa KArachi 25 MAnzila Emarat Per BuLata HAi KHan Sahab GAb Wahan Puhanchtay HAin Tu Wahan Likha HUta HAi Dekha Khan Sahab HUm NAy Ap Ko BAywaKoof BAnaya KHan Sahab Aik AqalMAnd Woh USsi Kay Nechay Likh Daytayn HAin HUm Tu YAhan Aya HE NAhi Tha

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Karachi
 
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Baba E Qoum

two friends went to karachi to visist mazar-e-Qaid.they saw many soldiers were standind around the tomb,one Asked --y these soldiers are standing here,2nd replied --Abay ghantay Baba-e-Qoum Bhaag gya tu tera baap paker ker laaiga kya

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Karachi
 
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Sardar Ji Khud Kushi Karnay Walay Hain

ek sardar ji apni Zindagi sey bohoot tang thay tou woh khudh kushi karnay k liye station per gaya and wahan train ki patri per late gayaa. wahan Jab train anay wali thi tou anouncment huie (KEH) karachi sey anay wali train platform Number 2 per aarahi hai tou sardaar ji foran kharay hoo gayaa and platform 2 per ja k late gayaa wahan kuch loog kharay thay woh DAR k maray Nechay patri per utar gay and Sardar ji bach gayyaa and Baki wahan k Log mar gayaa...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar Tags: Karachi Sardar
 
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U Know Who I M ?

Aik dafa aik sahab karachi se treen me safer ker rahy they un ke samny wali seet khali thee aik sahab aai or un see kaha ke JANAB YEH SET MERI HIA ISS SE AAP APNY PAAO HATAI. un sahab ne gussay se us ko dekha or kaha k tum mujhay janty nahi me koun hoon? woh sahab bechary dar gai or dosree seet dhoondny lagy. iss tarah treen dosry station per rukke . waha aik aur sahab aai or unhoon ne bhe kaha ke seet khali karo ,jis per un sahab ne yahi kaha, ""tum mujh ko nahi janty me koun hoon?"" woh sab bhee dar ker chaly gai.
thori deer bad aik our sahab jo ke shakal see hee badmash lagty thay un hoon ne kahha ""OOY BADSHAOO ZARA APNA PAOO SAMBHALOO YEH SEET MERI HAI "" jis per un sahab ne kaha ke bhai kia tum mujh ko janty nahi me koun hoon., pehlwan sahab ne kaha woy too hai kon .or yeh ke ker pehlwan ne apni aasteen oper charhaa le , to woh sahab dar gai or unhoon ne rooti shakal bana ker kaha ""TUM MUJH KO JANTY NAHI MEE BEMAAAR HOON>>>>>>>> HAHHAHA>>HAHA><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Karachi
 
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Aik Pathaan.

aik pathaan sahab apny mulk se karachi aaty hai karobar ke liyee. 3,4 month bad woh apny mulk wapis jaty hai to un ke ghar waly or friend poochty hai k kia howa tum kio itni jaldi aa gai to unhoon ne kaha k ""karachi to ajeeb mulk hai waha keesi ke bhee bat mujh ko sumjh nahi aati thee sirf azzan or namaz sumjh me aati thee jo ke humari tarah pashtoo me hoti thee..................................<<<<><><><><><><><<<<,
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· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Karachi
 
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Building

ek dafa ek american karachi ata hai.
un ku ju recive karnay atay hai woh american un say bulta hai kay hamay karachi ghumau,woh admi usay karachi ghumanay k liyay chala jata hai.ghumatay ghumatay woh admi american ku ek building kay samnay lay jata hai aor bolta hai k daykhay ye 15 manzala imarat 3 sall may bani thi tu woh american bolta hai k hamaray ha tu ye building 20 din may ban jayay!woh admi bolta hai chalay aye may app ku ek aur building dikhau,woh ussay ek 25 manzala imarat k kareeb lay jata hai aur bolta hai k ye imarat 5 saal may bani hai tu woh bolta hai k ye tu u.s.a may 1 month may ban jayay aghir woh karachi wala ussay jaan buch kay habib bank k samnay say lay kar guzarta hai,samnay puhanch kar american puchta hai k ye kon si building hai tu woh ghusay may bolta k aray ye building subha tak tu yahan nahi thi ab kha say a gai?@#

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Karachi
 
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TEEN PAKISTANI MUSAFIR

TEEN PAKISTANI AIK TRAIN MAIN KARACHI SE HAIDERABAD JA RAHE HOTE HAIN OR UN K SAATH TEEN ANGREZ BHI TRAIN MAIN BETHTE HAIN TEENO PAKISTANI 1 TIKKET LETE HAIN ANGREZ YE DEKH KER HERAT KARTE HAIN T.T JAISE HI AATA HAI WOH TEENO PAKISTANI TOILET BHAG JAATE HAIN TO T.T TOILET K GETE PER JAATA HAI OR TIKKET MAANGTA HAI.TO FORAN AIK HATH AATA HAI OR TT KO TIKKET DE DETA HAI.T.T KO YE NAHI MAALOOM HOTA K YE TEEN HAIN.ANGREZ YE SAB DEKH KER HERAT KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN.PHIR WAPSI MAIN HAIDERABAD SE KARACHI WAPSI PER TEENO PAKISTANI KOI TIKKET NAHI LETE OR WAPSI MAIN WOH HI ANGREZ SAFAR KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN WOH TEENO ANGREZ BHI AIK TIKKET LETE HAIN OR JAB DEKHTE HAIN K TEENO PAKISTANION NE KOI TIKKET NAHI LIYA TO HASTE HAIN K AB TO YE PAKRE JAYEINGE.JAB T.T AATA HAI TO TEENO ANGREZ APNE TOILET MAIN OR TEENO PAKISTANI APNE TOILET MAIN CHALE JAATE HAIN UN MAIN SE AIK PAKISTANI JALDI ANGREZ K TOILET KI TARAF JAATA HAI OR KHATKHATA HAI TO ANGREZ T.T SAMAJH KER APNA TIKKET BAHER KARTA HAI OR WOH TIKKET PAKISTANI LEKER BHAG JAATA HAI..... OR ANGREZ PER FINE HOJATA HAI

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Karachi Pakistan
 
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Poora Pagal

aik headmaster ne aik ladke se poochha keh aik train multan se karachi 6 gantoon(hours) mian jati hai ab batao mery ummar kitny hai? student soch ker 50 saal. Headmaster bahut khoosh hoaa aur os ko inaam bhi diya aur kaha tum ko kaise pata chala? Ladke ne kaha Sir!mere uncle muj se aise sawal kerte hain hain to main un ko aadha pagal kehta hoon aur un ki ummar 25 saal hai aur aap ne to un se bhi ulta sawal kiya hai to main ne andaza lagaya keh aap ki ummar yaqeenan 50 baras ki ho gi.......ha ha

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Karachi
 
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Chutiya Bana Diaaa

ek dafa ek pathan khetaa hai ke kon khetya hai ke pathan bewaqoof hotyee hain main abhi kese mhajer ko bewaqoof banataa hoon wo karachi a taaaa hai tu HABIB BANK ke buliding ko dekhtaa hai bara heran hotaa hai kee ye kitnye baryee hai ek mhajer whan se jata hai kheta hai oyeee khan sahab kia ker rahye ho khan shab khetee hain buliding ke manzellen gin raha hoon mahjer khetaa hai aoyeee yahan buliding ginyee ke pessyee lagtyee hain tum ne kitnye genyee boltaa hai 10 mhajer khetyaa hai layoon 5 rupyee ke hesaab se pessyee do or pessye leker chala jataa hai pathan bara bara kuch kuch apnyee gawoon jata hai whan ke logoon se bolta hai ham mhajer ko chutiya bana diaa log poochtyee hain kese boltaa hai ham ne genna 20 manzil tha dia 10 ka pessa (hahahaahaha)

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Karachi
 
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Chawani Athanni

Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he tou achanak zameen peh haath lagata hei aur phir jeb mein hath rakh leta hei aik admi daryaft karta hei tou wo kehta hei yar karachi ka ajeeb log hei aese thokta hei jese chawani athani hota hei...

· 1 Like · May 01, 2007 at 03:05
Category: funny Tags: Karachi Bazar
 
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