Tag: Jokes

Bholaji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
""Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.""


Bholaji calls Air India. ""How long does it take to fly to Patna?""
""Just a sec,"" says the rep. ""Thank you."" says Bholaji and hangs up.


Bholaji : ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?""
Herolal : ""No, who wrote it?""


Q: So this Bholaji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he must be thinking ?
A: ""Saala aaj bhi girna padega...""


Q: Why did Bholaji stare at the frozen Orange Juice Can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said -concentrate-.


Q: What did Bholaji do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.


Q: What did Bholaji do when his wife gave birth to twins?
A: He is out looking for the other man.


Q: Some one asked if Bholaji believed in smoking.
A: He said ""Yes, I-ve seen it done.""


Q: Why does Bhola always smile during lightning storms?
A: He thinks his picture is being taken.


Bholaji Doctor to his patient: ""It`s very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain.""


Then there`s the one about Bholaji who brought his binoculars to a funeral where they were going to bury a distant relative ...

SardarG Strikes It Rich

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold her for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took her behind a tree, and told her, ""I-ve kidnapped you.""

The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: ""I-ve kidnapped your kid.Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground"". Signed, ""A Sardarji"".

The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid-s shirt and sent her home to show it to her parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying,

""How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji ?!""

Aik dafa aik sardar jee apni behan ko bicycle per lay ja rahey hotain hain. Aik ajnabi un ko dekh kar awaz lagata hai ""sardar jee, maashooka lay kar ja rahey ho ?"" tu sardar jee naraz ho kar kehtay hai ""maashooka hogi teri, apni tu behan hai!!!"".

A Sindhi lawyer? Case-wani
A Sindhi lawyer after a case?: Purse-wani
A blue-skier Sindhi?: Akash-wani
What is a communist Sindhi called? Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called? Kriplani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called? Marjani.
Q: What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis- to Hindustani Music? A :- Raga Kirvani.
A god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani
A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja
A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani
A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani
A Sindhi stripper working in New York? Barbra Jhangiani
A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani
A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani
A Sindhi detergent? Neelam Rindani
A Sindhi postman? Mailwani
A forgetful Sindhi? Bulo Bhulchandani
A fashionable Sindhi? Primlani
A fat Sindhi? Hathiramani
A Sindhi fly? Makhija
A downtrodden Sindhi? Nichani
A corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani
Why are a Sindhis nostrils big? - Because the air is free.

The biggest shithead and the person in command
can generally be shot with the same bullet.

maine poucha chandse , dekha hai kahe maire yaaar sa hasin chand ne kaha saale itni uper se dikhta hai kiya

Marnay per jannat mileh na mileh
Yeh hawa yeh fiza mileh na mileh
SMS karnay main kanjoosi mat karo
Kiya pata uper ja kar Mobile mileh na mileh....
hmmmmm ya i know this iz funny joke yeh don--t tell me..... ( saniya )

PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

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CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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MAMU
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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CIRCUIT
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT
Nehi Bhai, woh apni chain pechan lega

☻ IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST

I--m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.




☻ MY HEART BREAKS

I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.




☻ A MILLION

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I--ve tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I--ve cried.




☻ SWEETEST THING

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.



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