Tag: Jokes

Life me Kbi humari dosti K bare me shak ho
To Akele me 1 siKa uchalna!!!
Agr head ho to "WE ARE BEST FRIENDS"
Aur tail ho to....
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Palat dena
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AKele me Kon deKhta hai:-P
Dedicated to All LOVELY Friendzzz.;);-)B-)

BIMARI in style:
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1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale= FEVER
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2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEART ATTACK.
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3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma bari aag hai= ACIDITY
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4.Ankhon ki gustakhiyan maaf hn. MOTIYA.
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5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS.
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6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI
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7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme kahin baaki hai= LOOSE MOTION..!
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8.Na tu aye gi na he chain aye ga= QABAZ:-P

Aik Baat Puchni thi..
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1973 K Aein Ke Mutabik
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Agar Biwi Naraz Ho ya Mekay Gai hui Ho..
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To Kya..
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Nigran Biwi Rakhi Ja Sakti Hai..?

1 Badshah ko 1 LaRki pasand Aagai,
Us LaRki ka Baap sunaaR tha, Badshah ne SunaaR ko DaRbaR me Bulaya,4 Din GuzaRny k Bawajud bhi sunaaR Badshah k DaRbaR me na Aaya to Badshah ne sunaaR ko GiRaftaR kaRny k liey sipaahi Bhejy.jab woh sunaaR k GhaR pohnchy to GhaR ko Taala Laga hua tha, Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukam Diya k sunaaR ko Dhoondo. sipahiyon ne sunaaR ko HaR jagha Dhoonda Lekin wo unko kahein na mila, auR sipahiyon ka SunaaR ko Dhoondny me saRa Waqt Aisy BaRbad hua jesy ap ka is sms ko paRhny me.
Hanso mat meRy sath bhi aisa huwa tha.

Shadi shuda jorey sirf aik hi haal me khush rehtay hain...
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.ab ap pocho gy
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Kis haal me?
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: Shadi hall mein. HAHAHAHA.

1 buzurg frmate hen k mjhe 3 qisam k log bure lagte hen
1 Wo Shakhs jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya kapra ho,
2 Wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhoka rahe,
Phir chup ho gye yaha tk k Ankhn me ansu agye
Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon hy?
Wo buzurg rone Lage
Roty roty hichkiyan agayi or behosh hogaye
Phir hosh aya or batane lage to dubara behosh
hogaye
Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or farmaya
3sra wo jis k Pas pkg ho or Wo phr b Msg Na kare.
Sharam karo begairto apnay zinda honay ka pata dai dia karo

“Beautiful Advices”

“Mazaaq Zaroor Karo Magar Etna
Yad Rakho k
Mazaaq Kaene or Mazaaq Urane mein
Farq Hota Hai.”

“Roothne Wale ko itna nai Rothna Chahiye
k Manane Wala Khud Hi Rooth jaye.”

“Logon ko jaldi maaf kar dil kro jatni jaldi
tum Allah se maafi ki Umeed rakhty ho.”

“Kisi ki khamoshi ko Takabbur na Samjho Ho
Sakta Hai k wo Khud Apni Zaat Se jang Karne
mai Masroof Ho.”

Dushmano k darmiyan aesey raho jesey 1 Zubaan
32 daanton k darmiyan rehti he.Milti Sab se he
darti kisi se nahi.”

"World Shortest Jokes"

1) 2 Women sitting quietly
2) 2 pathan playing chess!
3) Girlfriend pays the bill

Need More????????



You are so smart!!!!!