Tag: Jokes

Ghussy ka aana mard Hony ki Nishani Hai,,
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mgr
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Ghussy ko p Jana
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"shadi shuda mard"
Hony ki Nishani Hai..., ;-):-P

"Ullu" Ajeeb Parinda Hai:-)
Dunya Isko Naakara samajti Hai
Is Mai Aqal Nahi Hoti
Magr Is ki Himmat Dekho
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sMs kitny Ghor se
Parh Raha Hai
Lo "G" fer bisti ('.')/"
" /)( / / Betho Betho Abhi baki he
Pakistan Ka Sab Se Bara Bewaqoof Insaan Kon Hai?
Ye Jan'nay K Liye Daikhiye Aaj Raat
Theek 12 Baje
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Sheesha
Hahahahahahah.
Fer Bisti.:-)
Koi Nai "G" Ghusa Na Karo Msg Agy sutto sadi v Enj E Bizti Hoe Si.

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)

Wife: Suno Ji, Larka Paise Urany Laga Hai. Jaha Bhi Chhupati Hoon Dhoond Leta Hai,
Husband: kaminey ki Book Mein Rakh De Exam Tak Nahi Dhoond Pae Ga.!.

Pappu to doctor: Main Susu Subha 8 Bajey karta houn aur Poti 9 Bajey.
Doctor tou Iss main Problem kiya hai?
Pappu: Ankh 10 Bajey Khulti hai.

1 Aadmi Bus Driver se Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rhte Ho?
Bus Driver: 24 Ghante
Aadmi Herat Se: Wo Kese?
Bus Driver: 8 Ghante Is BUS Me
16 Ghante B.V k "BUS" Me.!.

Sir: Agar tum 1jungle may ho or wahan sher aa jay to tum kya karogay?
Boy: Me darakht par charhou ga.
Sir: Agar wo sher darkht par b aa jy to?
Boy: Main Pani main kud jaun ga.
Sir: Agar wo Pani main b aa jy to?
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Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nu behen diti hui aye kia usay di side liye ja rhe ho.

BoY & girl 1 Park me bethe te k pAs hi 1 kute ne kuti ki CHumi Li BoY agr bura na mano to me B krlo Girl Ok Pr smbaL k jana kahi kat na Le:D

Husband:
Tumhari Roz Roz Ki Farmaisho Se Tang Aa K Khudkushi Karne ja Raha Hoon
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Wife:
2/3 Loan K Suit Banwa Do
iddat Main Kiya Pehnoon Gi ??????