Tag: Funny

1 buzurg frmate hen k mjhe 3 qisam k log bure lagte hen
1 Wo Shakhs jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya kapra ho,
2 Wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhoka rahe,
Phir chup ho gye yaha tk k Ankhn me ansu agye
Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon hy?
Wo buzurg rone Lage
Roty roty hichkiyan agayi or behosh hogaye
Phir hosh aya or batane lage to dubara behosh
hogaye
Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or farmaya
3sra wo jis k Pas pkg ho or Wo phr b Msg Na kare.
Sharam karo begairto apnay zinda honay ka pata dai dia karo

Hospital ka amla Aadmi K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N pocha Kya Hua

Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

Ishq krna hai to phir dard bhi sehna seekho,
Warna aisa kro apni oqaat me rehna seekho . . .
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)))
! /_Aj Ghalib ka subha sy B.P high hai. :-

Poem on
“DOST
Oye meray dost,:-)
:-) billi k gosht,:-)
:-) Double ande k toast
, :-) Bujhe hue lamp k post:-)
:-) morgi k rost,:-)
:-) flop show k host,:-)
:-) i miss u most,:-)
:-) my dear dost;):-)

Tumhain Kiya Lagta Hai 'Faraz'

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Mujhay Tau Garmi Lagti Hai :)

Funny Oxymoron's:

(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)

1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married

Forgiveness is a funny thing, it warms the hearts and cools the sting.
Peter Allen

Funny Valentine!
Where are you?
How will you come to me?
In a red box, the softness of
A teddy bear or the tenderness of
A kiss?
The security of a hug, the snug warm
Feeling of love?
You seem sooo far away!
I think about you when I close my eyes
And even when I open them in the morning.
It may not be Valentine""s Day everyday
But with you. just know your
My love supply.
My Funny Valentine!