Tag: Friend

sardarji and his friend were complimenting their fathers by telling each other how strong they are. his friend said that ""mera baap itna taakatwar hai ke wo mujhe ek haath se utha sakta hai!""
so sardarji replied ""bas, mera baap itna taakatwar hai ke jab wo pud maarta hai to iski dhotti hi phat jati hai!""

One day a sardar jee was going with her sister.Some body shouted by the side
oye sardar jee kahan ja rahe ho apni girl friend ke saath! then sardar jee replied oye saale girl friend ho gee teree meree te bhen aa :)

ek dafa EK SAKKARI JUNGLE MAIN SAKKAR
K LIYE JATA HAI SHER KO MARNE WAQAT US
PATTA CHALA K BANDOOQ MAIN GOLLE NAHIN
HAI
TU SHER KO KEHNAY LAGA K ES DAFA MUJAY
MAAF KAR DO AGLE DAFA TUMHARA SAKKAR KAR LOON GA

a young woman was describing her date to a friend. after dinner he wanted to come back to my apartment but i refused she said i told him my mother would worry if i did anything like that then wat happened? asked her friend.
He kept insisting and i kept refusing the young woman replied he didnot weaken your resolve did he the friend asked
not a bit in the end we went back to his apartment i figured let his mother worry

Ol- Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their pastor to stand with them. As the pastor stood next to the bed, Ol- Fred-s condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned antically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol- Fred used
his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message,he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol- Fred died. He said,""You know, Ol- Fred handed me a note just before
he died. I haven-t looked at it, but knowing Fred, I-m sure there-s a word of inspiration there for us all."" He opened the note, and read, ""Stupid!, you-re standing on my oxygen tube!""

Three friends were going on a vacation.
There names were; None of your business, Trouble, and Manners. Trouble gets lost.Manners stands outside of the police office and None of your business goes inside. The police officer at the desk asks him what his name was. None of your business, he said.Where are your manners? the police asks him.Outside, None of your business answer-s.Are you looking for trouble, asks the police. None of your busoness answers all excited, yes please!!!!!!!!!!

A Sardaar ji was trying to commit SUICIDE, someone asked the reson. He said; My wife has runaway with my friend and I can--t live without my friend...........

Friend For Dinner

Honey, said this husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven--t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don--t feel like cooking a fancy meal!

I know all that.

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

Because the poor fool--s thinking about getting married.

one day two friends are gone to attend the interview.one fellow is fool and other one is clever.1st turn comes to the clever fellow.the interviewer asked
the following query.
a)who is the president of u.s.a.?
ans)bush
b)how many days are there in a year?
ans)365 days
c)how many stars are there in sky?
ans)still scientists are finding
after that clever one coming out form the room.Then fool ask the what are the answers.then he says bush,365,still scients are finding.
then interviewerask the fool fellow
a)what is u r name?
he says bush
b)what is u r age?
365 days
c) are u mad?
he says still scientist are finding.
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one day a man came to a doctors house and said
man: Sir it--s very serious;
doctor: what--s the matter?
man: my friend is very serious>
doctor: what happened?
man: he is vommiting every hour;
doctor: ok
man: what is the fee?
doctor: if u bring the patient to my clinc its just 20 Rupee.
man: what if u treat him in home?
doctor: it is 45 rupee
man: come on doctor let--s go home
>> so the doctor with the man drived home with doctor--s own car,and then they got home
doctor:(anxiously) where is the patient?
man: thank u sir!
doctor: it--s ok where is the patient?
man: he is not here sir!
doctor: then why did disturbed me?
man: SIR when i asked an autorickshaw driver what is the cost to reach from there to here, he said its 90 rupees>
doctor: so what?
man: i got home with 45 rupees sir haa haa haa hah
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Don--t Love a Friend like a Flower, because a flower dies in the season , but love the friend like a River because River flows forever,hope u like 0300-4432827

Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it--ll never bounce.
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God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587

A friend is sweet when it is new.but it is sweeter if it is true!but you know what?its sweetest when it is you.....

1st friend:u r not my friend,u r my brother
2nd friend:o thanx
1st friend:no problem but my father told me yesterday.

Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587 03214521718

MILK IS MILK
BUTTER IS BUTTER
MY DEAR FRIENDS
JUMPS IN GUTTER

Girl friend is 4 Fun Wife is 4 Son.
gf is 4 sms patner wife is 4 Life patner.
gr is Tutifruti hmmmm & Wife is Kismat Phuti.......

like it ? mail me

IZ A TREASURE THAT CAN NEVER BE LOST,
I AM SO GIAD 2 FOUND GOOD FRIEND like U.

A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning

03004535533

Boy friend sorry mein tum say shadi nahi karsakta, Ghar walay mana kar rahay hain.

Girl friend ghar mein kon kon hai, Boy friend 1 bewi aur 2 bachay. hahahahah..........

If you like this then send sms or call me on these cell number.

0321-4020115 From Pakistan

YuN dost saarey apney apney rastey badal gaey
kuch peechey ruk gaey to kuch aagey nikal gaey

Haalaat ki dhoop zaraa si deir ko teiz kya hui
Jitney wafaa ke peikar they saarey pighal gaey

WaadoN ke taarey raatoN sey baahar na jaa sakey
IraadoN ke din nikalney sey pehley hi dhal gaey

WafaaoN ke rang shabnam ke qatroN ney dho deeye
Mohabbat ke phool jazboN ki --shiddat-- sey jal gaey

TaanoN ke teer dunya ki kamaanoN pe jab charrhey
Sabar ke daaman haathon sey yak--dam phical gaey


AaNkheiN khuleiN to khaaboN ko bura laga magar
Kuch deir wo reh ke muztarib khud hi behal gaey

Pehley pehal to ajeeb lagey badley huwey chehrey
Phir yuN huwa ke waqt ke saath hum bhi sambhal gaey






If u like that SMS or Call

0300-7313245
0321-6367645

A Sardaar ji was trying to commit SUICIDE, someone asked the reson. He said; My wife has runaway with my friend and I can----t live without my friend...........

Please contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments, friendship and ???
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

#::---------------::#
This is a bridge of friendship.
When you are sad and alone cross it. I will wait on the other side and if you are afraid just tell me I will cross it for you.


Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

?Few Relations In Earth Never Die?
Do you want to know what is it?

Read again
(F) Few
(R) Relations
(I) In
(E) Earth
(N) Never
(D) Die.


Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

Maths teacher to Sunny, ?If you have 12 choclates and you give 5 to Shiza, 3 to Sairra and 4 to Sonia then what will you get??
Sunny: - ?Sir 3 new girl friends?.


Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

tum ek mobile ki trah ho,
khawab mein atei ho SMS ki trah
dil mein bas jatey ho RING TUNE ki trah
pyar ap ka hi NETWORK ki trah
hum ko bhool na jana BALANCE ki trah
for more sms me on,03454116575

There were 4 friends:somebody,nobody,brain & mad
One day Somebody & nobody were fighting while Brain was in washroom. And mad called to polljce

Someone tell me is this the end,
Give me a reason why i--ve lost a friend,
I sit and think all night long,
About the things you said i did wrong,
But i will remember all the memories we did share,
For you my friend i will always care

You--re...
My Friend,
my companion,
through good times and bad
my friend, my buddy,
through happy and sad,
beside me you stand,
beside me you walk,
you--re there to listen,
you--re there to talk,
with happiness, with smiles,
with pain and tears,
I know you--ll be there,
throughout the years!

AAj kuchh ajeeb c kaifiat hai.
Hamari aap k aage kya haisiat hai.

Bas aap hamen chaho ya na chaho.
Hamari to aap ko chahne ki niyyat hai,

lahori481@yahoo.com
lahori481@hotmail.com

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah !!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai

Friends change, I know they do.. but this friend will always belong to
you..
Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more without
?YOU?!

Aftab khan

Islamabad

hi my is sana i want to make friendship with only boys. u may contect on my these numbers.







03462740709
03213097160
03213843729

God:I can--t be everywhere so i created FRIENDS.
Devil:I too can--t be every where so i created GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!
Naeem Jan (Quetta)

Aslaam O Elaikum...!

Hi Shahwaiz here 24 years old. i wana be a good, nice and lovely girlfriend.

if anyone intreseted call me on my cell # 0321-5022877.

waiting for any nice reply.

Bhikari : Saab Rs.6 Dedo Coffee Pina Hai
Malik: Kyon 1 Coffee To Rs.3 Ki Hai
Bikhari : Par Saab Sath Mai Gf Bhi Hai
Malik : Bhikari Hokar B GF Banali
Bhikari : Nahi Saab GF Ne Bhikari Bana Diya




Aftab khan

From: Islamabad

Aik molvi ki girl friend molvi ko time dey ker nahe aa e.
Kafi intizar ke bad molvi chala jata hay.
Aur speaker ko on ker ke kahta ha....
Hazra....t change nae keeti

Jaisay Lohay ko Loha kaat-taa hai,
Jaisay Zehar ko Zehar kaat-taa hai,
Aid din zaroor aap ko…………..
Kuttaa kaatay gaa
(Just to spread smiles, don’t mind pls)
Mob.# 0300-4327237

A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.
Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587

F= free from all formalities
R= right to say
I= in any way
E= either good r bad
N= no sorry no thanks
D= Dantna peetna allowed


So Friends?





just males contact me

0333 7569406

Hi,


i like only nice man .


where r my friend

i locking every where pls nice man sms me .

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.


Aftab khan

From: islamabad

New friends may be a poem, but old friends are alphabets. Do not forget alphabets, coz u--ll need them to read the poem!




Aftab khan

Pehle wo Girl Friend thi me bolta tha wo sunti thi,,

Phir wo Mangetr bani wo bolti thi me sunta tha,,

Jab se wo biwi bani hum dono bolte hai or pora mihallah sunta hai,,

I was never tired of this life and it?s not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won?t let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around my friend.!


Aftab khan

How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.


Aftab khan

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!


Aftab khan

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write UR name with it & put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like U!!


Aftab khan

Friend is one, who
F-inds you in a
R-ush of people,
I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your
E-motions and
N-ever leaves you till
D-eath?


Aftab khan

Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset. Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion.

I may not b
the most important person in ur LIFE...
But
I just hope that
One day whn
u hear my name
u wud just
SMILE & SAY
Hey thats my friend

I always use you
Bkoz
I have choose you
Idont wanna loose you
I need you very hard
U r not a credit card
Not bodyguard
Not safeguard
U make me more strong
I sleep so long
U provide me healthy rest
U r best in best
U r the best dean

Oh my

!!!!MORTINE!!!!
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LAHORI481@HOTMAIL.COM

The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you--ve had.

salam kia haal hian sab ka kia ho raha hai ager koe lerki dosti kerna chahte ho to 03339206428 cntct kerai

Don--t walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don--t walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend.

FRIEND In Different Languages:

Iran-DOST

German-FREUND

French-AMI

Dutch-VREND

Mexican-AMIGO

Egypt-KUBARI

Pakistan ??
?
?
Aur Suna LAANTI Kaisa Hai Tu

Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friend sar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye.........