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A Sardar wanted to go ice fishing. He-d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, he made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning his footstool, he started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, ""THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!""
Startled, the Sardar moved further down the ice and began to cut yet
another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, ""THERE ARE
NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"" Sardarji, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up his stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice
came once more: ""THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!""
He stopped, looked skyward, and said, ""Is that you, Lord?""
The voice replied, ""No, I-m the Ice-Rink Manager!""

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Fifteen minutes into the flight from delhi to mumbai, the captain announced, ""Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.""

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, ""One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don-t worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines.""

An hour later the captain announced, ""One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don-t worry ... we still have one engine left.""

A Sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, ""If we lose one more engine, we-ll be up here all day!""

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A Sardar was walking on the opposite of the river from another Sardar.
The Sardar yells across to the other Sardar, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side?""
The Sardar hesitates, looks back and replies, ""You ARE on the other side""

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Sardarji Bara Baj gaye?!. We all are fimiliar with this famous joke
about Sikhs but very few people know the back ground!. Read this and
you will not make this joke again!.


""During 17th Century when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, they
treated the country as their own property. That time Ninth Guru Sri
Guru Teg Bhadarji came forward to fight against all these cruel
activities. Guruji along with his other four fellow members
sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk since Mughals assassinate
them. Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for Protection of poor masses
of India. This is the reason he is still remembered as Hind Ki
Chaddar. For sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none of the
them came forward to lift his body with a fear that they would also
be killed. Seeing this incident 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind
Singhiji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji made a resolution that he would
make such a human who would not be able to hide himself and could be
easily located in thousands, THE SIKH. At start Sikhs were very less
in numbers. At that time Nadir Shah raided Delhi in year 1739 BC and
looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan Treasures along
with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa
Singh who was the Commander of Sikh army that time. He decided to
attack Nadir Shah on the same midnight. It didn-t happened only
once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had looted
Hindustan and were trying to carry out treasures along with them, the
Sikh army (quite few in numbers but were bravehearted attacked them
in the midnight (12 O-clock). After that time when there occurred a
similar incidence people started to contact Sikh army for their Help
and Sikh used to attacked the raider-s at the Midnight(12 O-clock).

It continued and became a fame that at midnight (nearly at 12
O-clock it is very difficult to fight against Sikhs as the sikhs get
some Extra Power.) Soon some people started spreading canards that
at 12 O-clock Sikh goes out of sense.""

Sikhs are born for others and they are real patriotic to Humanity.
Instead of Thanking them we all are making fun.

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Sardarji is buying a TV.
""Do you have color TVs?"" ""Sure.""
""Give me a green one, please.""

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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

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""Oh, look at the dead bird.""
Sardar looked skyward and said ""Where?, Where?

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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them

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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

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