SMS
Sms / Friendship
Saeed Sarwar
Joke
teri dosti ka sila har hal main dengay........%
firishtay bi mangay ye dil tu tal dengay.......%
agar dil nay kaha tum bewafa ho.........%
tu is dil ko bhi seene say nikal dengay........%
babli_sheikh_gi@hotmail.com
firishtay bi mangay ye dil tu tal dengay.......%
agar dil nay kaha tum bewafa ho.........%
tu is dil ko bhi seene say nikal dengay........%
babli_sheikh_gi@hotmail.com
·
1 Like ·
Mar 03, 2015 at 17:03
Category: friendship
Sms / Sardar
Naila Ahmed
Light As Food
A Sardar was standing below a light with opened his mouth. His son asked him Papa what r u doing? Sardar replied, Dr. ne mujhey kaha tha k aaj light hi khana....
·
1 Like ·
Mar 03, 2015 at 10:03
Category: sardar
Sms / Santa Banta
Abdullah Shahid
Ghar Pahounch Jaaiye.
Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti? Santa: Break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon to pehle hi ghar pahounch jaaiye.
·
1 Like ·
Mar 03, 2015 at 05:03
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Missing You
Amna Obaid
()()() I Miss U ()()()
Tujh se milnay ko mann kar raha hai Mann ko samjaya to dil tarap raha hai Dil ko bahlaya to ankhain ro parhin.. Unahin chup karaya to saansain bole parhin... ()()() I MISS U ()()()
·
4 Like ·
Mar 02, 2015 at 23:03
Category: Missing You
Sms / Missing You
Samreen Qaisar
Joke
0% i hate u
10%so nice u
20%cute u
30%so kind u
40%need of u
50%found of u
60%u r my ideal
70%i want u
80%i miss u
90%i like u
100%i am joking
10%so nice u
20%cute u
30%so kind u
40%need of u
50%found of u
60%u r my ideal
70%i want u
80%i miss u
90%i like u
100%i am joking
·
1 Like ·
Mar 02, 2015 at 18:03
Category: Missing You
Sms / Love
Wajeeha Ali
I Love My Name
I LOVE MY NAME WHEN U SAY IT.I LOVE MY HAERT WHEN U LOVE IT.I LOVE MY LIFE WHEN U R IN IT.
·
1 Like ·
Mar 02, 2015 at 14:03
Category: love
Sms / Funny
Kashif Qureshi
Fair And Lovely
APNE HUSAN PAR ITNA GHUROOR NA KER . SUB 2 DIN KI MASTI HAI. TERA HUSAN BHI TAB TAK QAIM HAI JAB TAK...............................................
FAIR ^ LOVELY SASSTI HAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FAIR ^ LOVELY SASSTI HAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
·
1 Like ·
Mar 02, 2015 at 09:03
Category: funny
Sms / Missing You
Aftab Ahmed
Haso Khulkar 1
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!
Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!
Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!
Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!
Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!
Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!
Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!
·
1 Like ·
Mar 02, 2015 at 04:03
Category: Missing You
Sms / Friendship
Asfand Yar
Its Fact Na......
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.
·
1 Like ·
Mar 02, 2015 at 00:03
Category: friendship
Sponored Video