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Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of....

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Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It's urgent Cell no & name is as displayed

All mornings are like Paintings. You need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up and SMS from someone like me to color your day.

Good Morning!

A Valentine's day is incomplete until you pamper your beloved with
Flowers, Chocolates, Red Heart-shaped balloon, Greeting Card, SMS message, Whatsapp wish and FB post.

And topped with a costly present, a passionate hug, a sweet kiss, a drive around the town, a romantic movie, a Champagne brunch and a 5 course dinner.

Only then you shall get your dessert topped with cherries...

Enough tips: Now go around fulfilling them - even your Valentine must have read this through forwards!

Wishing you a very Happy Valentine's Day!

Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty 'SMS';
She laughs for 10 minutes;
Forwards that to her friends;
And then replies the boy.
Mind it, I don't like that kind of 'SMS'?

Long time ago, only fools used to read my sms, and today

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the history continues.

Happy All Fools' Day!

The most interesting thing about this sms is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it.... it would be too late for you to stop reading it!

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.