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Santa: What is the meaning of SMS?

Banta: It Means...

S - Sardaro ka.
M - Mazaak udane ki.
S - Service.

Santa: What is the meaning of SMS?

Banta: It Means...

S - Sardaro ka.
M - Mazaak udane ki.
S - Service.

Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda
ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

kabhi khushboo
kabhi jhonka
kabhi hawa sa lage
juda hokar bhi
bhi too mujh se
jurra jurra sa lage
mere jism mai
aaj bhi too zindah zindah
sa lage
juda hokar bhi too mujh se se
jurra jurra sa lage

Mubarik ho tumko ye SMS hmari,tum bhi karoSMS Dua hai hmari,tumhin tu karay SMS dunia sari,hamein bhi karo khwaish hai hamari

1)Lady drinking COKE a mchar fals in.Lady takes it out,Mchar says,MAA!Lady asks Y u cal meMa?Mchar say main Tri Coke Se Nkla Hon
2)If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every
thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where
2 jump From !!!...
3)bottle main pepsi say zyaada....used socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa..adnan
sami main charbi say zyaada...mithai main sweet say zyaada...pakistan main
coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U
4)I have the I,I have the L,I have the O,I have the V,I have the
E,... so pls can I have U?
5)Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
6)u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
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dil me ab darde muhabbat k siwa kch nahi,
zindagi me meri ibadat k siwa kch nahi,main tujhe tohfe main kia pesh karou,meri jhgoli main sms k siwa kch nahi.

Charon taraf chand fakerela hai light
Boleto hogeli hai night
Aese main band kardene ka tube light
Aur soneka aik dam tight
Boleto \--GOOD NIGHT



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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se --Muskarana--,
Phir kehna KANJUS SMS karo!
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