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SHADI SE PEHLE:
awara badal zara aur behek jata hai
tum apni zulf ko aise bikhera na karo

SHADI KE BAAD:
woh us ki zulf sirf zulf hai ghata kesi?
woh aankh hi hai, wahan jheel weel koi nahen

SHADI SE PEHLE:
na aise tarsaya karo apne dewane ko
kuch der ke liay to pas aa jaya karo

SHADI KE BAAD:
na aise chipkaya karo apne dewane ko
kuch der ke liay to door bhi jaya karo

aik admi shadi karna chahta hay to apne friend say poochta hay k batao main kia karoon.us ka friend kahta hay h newspaper main add day do k mujhay biwi chahiye. us ka dost aisay hi karta hay. kuch din baad woh apnay friend k paas aata hay or kahta hay k main bohat parayshan hoon samjha nahi ati k kia karoon.us ka dost pochta hay k kion kiya hooua. woh kahta hay k main nay news paper main add dia k mujhay biwi chahiye to mujhay itnay saray khawindo(Husbands) nay khat likhay hain k mayri biwi lay lo mayri biwi lay lo.

aik choha dosre chohe se,yaar koi aisi tarqeeb btaoo ke mera naam genez book main aa jaie,
dosra choha: To phir tum billi se shadi ker lO........HA ha ha ha ha ha ha h

What is d diffrence between shadi nd jang?
Jang me aap dushman k sath nai so sakte.
Shadi me aap dushman k sath so sakte hain.


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1 mulla ki shadi nahin ho rahi thi,wo mannat mangnay gya wahan uski maa khai men gir gai,Mulla bola Ya KHUDA teri Khudai,Apni to mili nahin Abba ki bhi gawai

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain

Sardar 2 His papa:
main shadi karni hai
papa:puter kiddy nal
sardar:papa dadi amma day nal
papa:Bagharita o meri maa aay
sardar:ty tusi q meri maa nal kitti???
hahaha

1 mulla ki shadi nahi ho rahi the,wo manat mangne gata,wahan uski kmaa khai main gir gae.mulla bola-ya khuda teri khudai,apni to mili nahi-abba ki b gawai

Dil ki Batain batana acha lgta hai
Kurri ko le k date pe jana acha lgta hai
Shadi se pehle dil ko Bhatey hein Sangeet
Baad main tu bas Qomi Tarana acha lgta hai.