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AIK ADME CALL GIRL SAY SHADI KAR LETA HAI SUHAG RAAT KO ADHE RAAT KAY WAKAT POLICE KEE JEEP GUZARTE HAI SIREN BAJATE HOI TO LARKEE CHEEKH OTHTE HAI KAY BHAGHOO CHAPA PAR GIYA HEHEHEH...

aik dafa aik choha jangal man zor zor say shair ki shadi kay moqay per chila raha tha ajj mary bhai ki shadi hai ,aj mary bhai ki shadi hai .dosry janwaron nay pocha yaar chohy pagal ho gay ho tom chohy or woh shair woh tomhara bhai kaisy ho sakta hai .chohy nay masomiyat say kaha yarr shadi say pahly man bhi shair hi tha ......ha ha ha

aik shair ki shadi ho rahi hoti hay to us jagah chooha bohat nach raha hota hay. sub pochtay hain kay shadi to shair ki ho rahi hay tum kiyun nach rahay ho. chooha kehta mairay bhai ki shadi hay. sub baray hairan hotay hain kehtay hain kay shair tumhara bhai kasay ho gaya wo kehta hai main bhi shadi say pehlay shair tha.
hahahahahahahah

ek dafa ek ladkay ki shadi ho rahi hoti hai uski barat arahi hoti hai
woh ghoray pay bhet kay ataa hai jab barat hall kay qareeb poochti hai to
to SHADI HALL main AAG lag jati hai..sab bhaag kay bhar ajatay hai lakin
dholan undar reh jati hai..to dhola ghoray pay jata hai undar aur dholan
ko baachaa kay lay aata hai..sab usko barhi daad daytay hai kay tumnay
barhi bhaduri say dholan ko bacha liya...dhola kahta woh to theek hai
lakin phele ye bataoo ghoray ko sigrate kisnay lagaye thii:))))))))))

Ek LADKI ki sahdi honey wali hoti hai......uss ki maan uss ko her waqet her kaam sey man kerti rehti hai k ..yeh na kero..wo na kero..k NOOR nahi chrhey ga.......jaisey teasey LADKI waqet guzaar leti hai.dshadi k baad apni maan k pass aati hai aur kehti hai kMAAN TUM NEY TO HER KAM SEY MUJHE KO MANA KERDIYA THA ,,K noor NAHI CHRHEY GA MAGER JAANTI HO noor CHERHA TO HATANA MUSHKILL HO GAYA....:)

hum gay saah saaahib ki saaadi main saaikhupuray . saaah saaahib nain saaamiyaanoon kay nichaay bithaaa kar sakar ka saarbat pilaa kar ooper se palaaa di saraaab , phir de pisaaab pe pisaaab de pisaaab pay pisaaaab
hehehehehe hehehehahahha huhhuhu huuuuuuuuuuuuu soonunigam@hotmail.com

woh cham cham karti aie aur cham cham karti chali gai .
main sidoor liye khada tha woh raakhi baandh kar chali gai.

aik pathan ki shadi hoti hai wo jb dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota hai to dulhan ka bhai ro kr kahta hai meri behan ka khyal rkhna dulha bhi ro kr kahta hai tum preshan mat ho yay tumara behan hai hmara bhi behan hai
laghout

aik bar aik admi ki shadi hoti hai wo buhat preshan hota hai u know................ uska dost kahta hai k ghoongat utha kr aik song gana wo dulhan k ghungat ki bjayay uska lahanga uhta daita hai aur kahta hai
YAY TO WOHI JAGA HAI BICHRAY THAY HM JAHAN SAY
LOLZ

1 jangal my kisi sheer ke shadi thi,waha sab janwar dance kar rahy thy,ahir music band ho gya Laykin 1 cooha masalsal nactha rha.ahir sheer ny os sy poach lya k tum keu nach rahy ho,,
cooha,keu k mary bahi ke shadi hy ,
sheer,my sheer ho or tum coohay,
cooha,shadi sy phlay my b sheer tha..
if u like this sms me 03224299717

Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?

Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.


0345-5140610

Ek machar ki howi mkhi say shadi,
pahli raat he start ho gaye barbadi,
machar becharey ki kismat hi khoti the,
makhi mospel laga k soti the,



M.Tahir
Gujranwala.
Cell # : 0345-6480039

Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
BALANCE OF NATURE...!!!

Ek machar ki howi mkhi say shadi,
pahli raat he start ho gaye barbadi,
machar becharey ki kismat hi khoti the,
makhi mospel laga k soti the,



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khan pur ..
+923337473009

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