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Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...

Girl:-What game?

Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek

Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find...:)

Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
Just to play carom.

Life is a song we play each day.
Every mistake we make in life puts
the song out of tune...but keep on trying.
One day every melody will come to its tune.

Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn't start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

MEMORIES play a very confusing ROLE
They make u, Laugh wen u
Rember the time u Cried together.
But make u Cry
Wen u rmembr the time u Laughed...

Ali: mom, can i go out to play?
Mother:what?? with those torn trousers?
Ali: no, with the kids across the road!!!

ALI: Do you play cricket very well? USMAN: Yes, I am a Champion!! ALI: So I see you are a Coward...because good cricketers just hits and runs!! ........IF U L............ 03214091151

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

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