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SIKH GOT ENGAGED WID A GIRL SOON HE CAME 2 KNOW SHE HAD NO AFFAIR B4, HE BROKE THE RELATION EVERY1 ASKED DA REASON! HE SAID JO KISI OR KI NA HOSAKI WOH MERI KYA HOGI.

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam...
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum...
Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum...
Jo sirf nasseb walon ko mile wo hain..
HUM

Dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya,
hum to vese bhi akele the,
kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya...

ik laraka apni man kesath safar kar raha hota he wo apni man ko kehta he
ke mere paas koi asi chiss nahin he
is liye men aap ko bhech kar shadi karon ga or ase hi dosra larka apni man ko asahi kehta he phir wo dono aek doosre ko apni apni man dete hen phirr un ki shadi ho jati he or un ko bache ho the hen aur phirr wo dono bache aek doosre ke kiya lagte hen rishte men

aik dafa aik aadmi thaa jo apni gayain ka bohat khiyaal rakhta thaa, aik dafaa woh bohat thaak gaya to usne apne nokar ko kaha ke woh us ka khiyaal rakhay. nokar ne kaha theek hai. raat hogayee nokar betha raha gayain ke pass. pata nahi kab uski aankh lagayee aur woh sogaya. soba hogayee malik aya aur apni gayain ko ghayab dekh kar bohat ghussa hoa. us ne nokar ko bulaya aur poocha kia hoa. nokar ne bola... raat ke bara bajrahe the, setare samak rahe the, kutay bhoonk rahe thee, chor dewaar phalang ke aaye aur gayain ko utha ke legaye. malik ko bohat ghussa aya us ne ja kar police ko phone lagaya aur kaha: din ke bara baj rahe the, kutay chamak rahe thee, sitare bhoonk rahe the, dewaar aayee gayain ko phalaang ke choroon ko utha ke legayee.
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Pyar kay deep jalanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
apni jaan say janay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
jaan say pyaray logoon say bhi kuch kuch pardah lazim hai
saari baat batanay walay, kuch kuch pagal hotay hein
for savera (Rawalpindi)

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aik dafa aik admi nicha wali manzil sa uper wali manzil per chori karne chala giya .malik na us ko pakar liya, aur kehna laga k chori karna aye tha. wo bola nahien gir gaya tha ,wo hairan ho kar bola log nicha girta hain tum uper gir gaye tha? wo bola kya karoon un par jo hua.............. life2000pk2000@yahoo.com

aik dafa aik bandar aik bandarya say kehta hai kay tum nay aj ka jok parha to bandraya kehti hai nahi main abhi perh rahi hoon