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Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje maarna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hoon!
Santa: It is a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya tou bahut maar padi thi.

Aik bay rang sa manzar hai kahan tak sochon
zindagi main terey baaray main kahan tak sochon

Phenknay walay nay tu dour say pathar phenkay
aur main sirf paroosi k makaan tak sochon

Tera chehra bhi na yaad aye k tu kaisa hai
main tujhay sooch k reh jaaon yahan tak sochon

Loog jis moor per ghabra k bechar jaatay hain
tujh say milnay ka yaqeen ho tu wahan tak sochon

Tum se yeh Aik Guzaarish hai
yeh Apney Dil ki Khuaaish hai
Ik Baar milo , Ik Baar Milo
Har Baar yahi Taakeed karein
Tum Aao tou ham bhi Eid Karein
Mana ke Ham Deewaney hain
Sab Batoon Se Anjaaney hain
Jab Apney hi Baigaaney hain
Kya Ghairoon Se Umeed karein
Tum Aao tou ham bhi eid karein

EID TOu NAAM HAI DIL KI KHUSHI KI REET KA
JAB DIL MAIN KHUSHI NAh HO PHIR KIA MAZA EID KA
ANKHON KO AGAR AB KAY BARAS HOJAYE TUMHARI DEED
PHIR DIL KO MAZA AYE GA AB KAY BARAS KI EID KA

PHIR BITAY BARA MAH ,PHIR AI EID HAI
PHIR KHUSHIYAN BIKHRI KAY MUqae EID SAEEID HAI
DEKHIYE KIS RANG MAIN MILAINGI HAMAIN KHUSHIYAN
KAY LOGO NE TERE ANAY KI SUNAI NAVEED HAI

MAIN HON TERA KHAYAL HAI OR CHAAND RAAT HAI
DIL DARD SE NIDHAL HAI OR CHAAND RAAT HAI
ANKHON MAIN CHUBH GAIN TERI YAADON KI KIRCHIYAAN
KAANDHON PE GHUM KI SHAAL HAI OR CHAAND RAAT HAI
DIL TOR KAY KHAMOSH NAZARON KO KIA MILA?
SHABNAM KA YE SAWAL HAI OR CHAAND RAAAT HAI
HAR IK KuLI NE OORH LIYA MATAMI LIBAAS
HAR PHOOL PUR MALAL HAI OR CHAAND RAAT HAI
CHALKA SA PAR RAHA HAI WASI WEHSHATON KA RANG
HAR CHIZ PE ZAWAAL HAI OR CHAAND RAAT HAI...

MAMU - ye chand tou raat mein nikalta hai
aj din mein kaise nikal gaya....
GIRL - ullu tou raaat mein bolta hai
aaj din mein kaise bol pada...

Itney qareeb say guzar kar gaya hai
Andaaz bayrukhi kay num kar gaya hai
Mayat pe meri kharay ho kar anjaan bangaya hai
Kehta hai logon say yeh kon mar gaya hai
Aana meri kabar par aur parhna phir Fatiha
Aur phir muskara kar keh dena acha howa mar gaya hai.

Suna hai keh ap ki aik smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smilling.....
To reduce ...
Population:).