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Santa ne apne nawen jamme bache nu pakdeya
per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone number pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata,
Jab auto mein koi Ganji Ladki ja rahi ho to
usay kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI...

Agar khush hai woh dekh kar ansu meri ankhon mein,
tou khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.
Tadapte rahenge usay dekhnay ko
magar uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.
Wo manzil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,
khuda ki kasam us manzil peh hum jana hi chod denge!

Hasraton ki nigahon peh sakth pehra hai.
Nah jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai.
Teri chahat ki kasam ae dost,
apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bhi gehra hai..

Har taraf noor hai
khusboo hai Teri
ankhon mein kaisa jadoo hai
Sari duniya hai meri jholi mein
Aur duniya meri bas tu hai...

Dhoop hoti hai suraj se,
jalna zameen ko padtaa hai,
mohobbat hoti hai aap se
tadapna Dil ko padta hai..

Koi wada nahi phir bhi tera intazar hai,
judai ke bawajood bhi tujse pyar hai,
tere chahere ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,
mujse milne ke lia tu bhi bekarar hai

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekho lo aata hai USHA ke saath,
rehta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath.