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IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE DO NOT TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS,
TALK WITH YOUR ENEMIES - THERESA

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that's impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it! Gud Morning

Weve gone our own way, our lives grew apart, & weve made a life wiv another, but despite of how far apart we grew, 2 me there still is no other!

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win),
Ganguly to Ramesh ""I am not comfortable with Akhtar-s pace. So I
will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar.""

After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board),
Ramesh to Ganguly ""These guys are bowling very fast. We will see
them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain.""

After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling),
Ganguly to Dravid ""I don-t think we can score off these guys as
well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily
attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler.""

After Afridi bowled some overs,
Dravid to Robin Singh ""Don-t worry, Robin. I heard that England
bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the
next match.""

At the end of the match,
Joshi to Mongia ""Why didn-t u try to force the pace?""

Mongia to Joshi ""No, yaar. If I try to force the pace against these
bowlers, I will get out. There is only one way by which I can score runs fastly without getting out.""

Joshi to Mongia ""What is it?""

Mongia to Joshi "" You have to bowl to me.""

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

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If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!!

Aftab khan ()
Islamabad

I luv u more than u can know; I need u more than u--ll ever know; I care for u more than anyone u know, but u--ll never know that unless u give me a chance.



Aftab khan