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teacher student say koi say 10
phalon[ fruits]k nam batao

student : 5 saib (apple) 5 kailay [banana]
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aik dafa aik angreez aik hotel main khana khanay jata hay jab woh salan main dekhta hay to waiter say poochta hay:what is this?

waiter jawab deta hay:this is language

aik dost teacher say kya aaj bhi tum anda lo gaye dosra dost nahi main aaj anda nahi murghi loon ga hahahaha dosra dost hahaah

A dost faramosh tera hosh kedar hai
haddian tou nazar aa rahi hain tera gosht kedar hai
kaisa

1)Ae dost faramosh tera hosh kidhar hai
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2 Pagal
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara
aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur
ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.

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