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Aye kalam zara dhire dhire chal. Gazab ka mukam aya hai, thehar ja kuch pal ke liye. Teri nok ke neeche mere DOST ka naam aya hai.

richard behry jazz main do .2. saal kay
leea safar per jata hai. aur jab wapes ata hai.to us ki biwi ki goad mai aik
bacha hota hai.richard apni biwi say
ghusay mai kehta hai.anna kia ye mere dost jim ka kaam hai.anna kahti hai nahi.to kia ye mere dost ricky ka kaam hai.anna pher kahti hai nahi.to pher zaroor yeh mere dost jack ka kaam ho ga.anna ghusay main jawab dai ti hai kia mere dost mere dost laga rakhi hai.kia mere apne dost nahi hai.hahaha

DO DOST DARYA K KINARY JA RAHY THEY K UNHAIN DARYA K KINARY AIK BOARD NAZAR AAYA.JIS PAR LIKHA THA "" DOOBNY SY BACHANY WALY KO 50 RUPAY INHAM"" DONO NY AAPAS MAIN MASHWARA KIYA. YEH TEH PAYA K AIK DARYA MAIN CHALAHNG LAGAY GA.AUR BACHAOO BACHOO PUKARY GA.AUR DOOSRA USY NIKAL LAIY GA.ISH TARAH MILNY WALA INHAM AADHA AADAH KIYA JAY GA.PHIR AIK DOST NY JO TAIRNA NAHIN JANTA THA.DARYA MAIN CHAHLANG LAGA DE.AUR PUKARNY LAGA ""BACHOO BACHOO""MAGAR YEH DAIJH KAR HAIRAN HOOA K UOS KA DOST CHUP CHAP KHARA RAHA. WOH BOLA TUM MUJHY NIKALTY KIYOON NAHIN????TOH JAWAB MAINDOOSRY DOST NY AIK AUR BOARD KE TARAF ISHARA KIYA.JISS PAR LIKHA THA ""MURDEY KE LASH NIKALNY WALY KO 100 RUPY INHAM MILY GA"". ******************************
HA HA HA!!!!!!!HO HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

ik dafa do dost apas main gapain marrahai hotay hain ik kehta hai k

yaar mery nana abu k paas iti bari kothi(house) hai k ager us kothi k uper char jao to ik side per chand aur doosri side per sooraj nazer aata hai
to doosra dost kehta hai k
yaar meray dadaabu k paas itna bara bat hai k wo jab chahain sooraj ko idher se udher kardetay hain
to pehla dost doosre dost se poochta hai k yaar tumharay dadaabu wo bat rakhte kahan hain
to doosra dost kehta hai k tum haray nana ki kothi main
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ek dafa ka zikar hai ek ountni ka beta ount bohat batein kerta tha bar bar sawal pochta tha. Ek dafa apni ammi se pocta ?ammi ammi hamari palkoen itni moti kyun hoti hain? to us ki ammi ne keha ?beta hum registan mein jo rehtey hain yeh hamari aankon ko miti se bacati hai? betey ne phir pocha ?ammi ammi harmi tange intni lambi kyn hian? ammi ne keha beta? tah keh hum registan mein tase bag sake? beta chup keha rahne wala tha us ne aao dekha na tao phir apni ammi se sawal kiya ?ammi ammi hamra peet itna bada kyun hai? ammi ne keha beta ?registan mein hame pani kabhi kabhi milta hai to hum peet mein jama ker lete hain? to bete ne keha lekin ammi yeh sab to registan mein hota hai lekin Zoo mein rehte hain ider kyun????????????????? .

ek dafa ek larke ke ghar us ka doost ata he wo dekhta he ke dosst ki to shalwaar ghutne se phati he wo sochta he ke abhi forun kuch keh diya to naraaz na ho jayen is leye kehta he "" aye aye tashref rakhye kuch lejeye kuch thanda garaam kui soi dhaga kuch to lejye.""

teen dost hoty hain andha ,langra,ganja. wo sarak ki kenary khary hoty hain 1 teyz raftar car guzarte hay to keechar un k opper girta hy .ganja kahta hay. k yarr sary puff ka byra garak kar deeya . langra kahta hay kahoo to main is ka peecha. karoon.andha kahata hy yar by fekar ho jaoo.main ny car ka number note ka lia hay

2 doost aapas mai baat kar rahay hoo tay hain keh pehla doost doosray say , aap ko english aati hai woh kehta hai keh din mai doo bar aati hai , pehla doost chounk jaata hai,to doosra kehta hai keh chounk nay ki kiya baat hai. acha too pehla dost kehta hai keh saamnay pool kay paas ek aadmi khara hai us ko eng. main kaisay bulaaingay too dusra kehta hai bauhat aasan ( HEY MAN PLEASE COME HERE ) too woh dourta howa aay ga pehla doost acha phir usay wapis kaisay bheejoo gay , doosra) yaar yeh too phasanay walii baat hoi lekin bheej doonga ,(1) acha woh kaisay (doosra) main pool kay paas jaaoonga aur phir usay kahoonga (HEY MAN DUBARA COME HERE) ..........hahahahaha heheheheh uppssss ... lolz
hello i m akbar i have 1 msg too say
I LOVE U KIRAN I LUV U REALLY

k dost dosre se kehta hai ke aggar pani main aag luge to machlia kaha jai.dosra druhto per jai.pehla wah yeh koi gae hai ke draht per jai

teacher student say koi say 10
phalon[ fruits]k nam batao

student : 5 saib (apple) 5 kailay [banana]
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aik dafa aik angreez aik hotel main khana khanay jata hay jab woh salan main dekhta hay to waiter say poochta hay:what is this?

waiter jawab deta hay:this is language

aik dost teacher say kya aaj bhi tum anda lo gaye dosra dost nahi main aaj anda nahi murghi loon ga hahahaha dosra dost hahaah

A dost faramosh tera hosh kedar hai
haddian tou nazar aa rahi hain tera gosht kedar hai
kaisa

1)Ae dost faramosh tera hosh kidhar hai
Hadiyan to nazar aa rahin hai tera gosht kidhar hai
2)Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
3)Sheer sunne aur sunane me buhat maza aata hai,par asli ka sher jab saamne aata hai to paijama aage se geela aur peeche se peela nazar aata hai
4)Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye...ABBA JAAN... ABBA JAAN
If u like This Message Then Plz Send me any Funny SMS on My Mobile #0300-8065630

1 dost ne dosre se kaha mere o 1 mama or 1 papa hai 2 ne kaha tumko garib ho mere tu 2 mama or 3 papa hai ..........if u lke this joke e.mail me

2 Pagal
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara
aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur
ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587

is duniya mein dost kum miley gey ,is duniya main gum hi gum
milen gey.
jahan duniya nazer phair le gi us mor pe dost tumhe hum miley gey

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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....

dost ban ban kar milay mujh ko mitane wale....

maine dekhay hain kai rang badalne wale....


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Agar Ham Dost Hotey

To Karam Ki Inteha Kartey

Tumhen Palkon Pey Rakhtey Ham

Tumhen Dil Men Basatey Ham

Agar Tum Rooth Jaatey To

Tumhen Kitna Manatey Ham

Jo Milney Tum Nahi Aatey To

Aa kar Khud Tumhen Miltey

Tumhari Laghzishon Ko Bhi

Hansi Main Ham Ura Detey

Agar Apni Khata Hoti

To Khud Ko Bhi Saza Detey

Magar Ye Sab Jabhi Hota

Agar Ham Dost Hotey To

Magar Itna Hi Jana Hey

K Tum Ney Aaj Tak Ham Ko

Paraya Keh Kar Jana Hey

Kabhi Hamdam Naa Mana Hey

Agar Ham Dost Hotey To.......






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Hum doston ko bhulate nahi hain,
Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain,
Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,
Hum bhulane ke liye dost banate nahi hain.



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YuN dost saarey apney apney rastey badal gaey
kuch peechey ruk gaey to kuch aagey nikal gaey

Haalaat ki dhoop zaraa si deir ko teiz kya hui
Jitney wafaa ke peikar they saarey pighal gaey

WaadoN ke taarey raatoN sey baahar na jaa sakey
IraadoN ke din nikalney sey pehley hi dhal gaey

WafaaoN ke rang shabnam ke qatroN ney dho deeye
Mohabbat ke phool jazboN ki --shiddat-- sey jal gaey

TaanoN ke teer dunya ki kamaanoN pe jab charrhey
Sabar ke daaman haathon sey yak--dam phical gaey


AaNkheiN khuleiN to khaaboN ko bura laga magar
Kuch deir wo reh ke muztarib khud hi behal gaey

Pehley pehal to ajeeb lagey badley huwey chehrey
Phir yuN huwa ke waqt ke saath hum bhi sambhal gaey






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MusibaT ka syrup ho TuM,

Tension ka capsule ho TuM,

aafaT ka injecTion ho TuM.....


par kya karien

jhelna parTa hai

ku k apun k DOST ho TM.


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Teen dost thay,
Kallu,
Billu,
aur
Ulloo,
Kallu 7th main parrh raha hai.
Billu 5th main parrh raha hai.
aur
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SMS parrh raha hai.......

Milte hai aachai dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Meri kismat se jalna chod do.
Agar tamana ho milne ki mere dost se,
Toh bas apni nazar aaine ki taraf mod do.

Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai,
Teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai,
Khuda se kya mange,
Woh to khud aaj aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai.
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Tum hr bar Mosam ki trha badal jate ho

hr naye sal hmara dil dukhate ho

e bat sunkar hmari roh tk kamp gai



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