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ki bemisal kamiyabi k baad ab..
Faraz in english.



This is this and What is what Faraz..


If this is what then what is this Faraz?

chinese bacha apne Pakistani dost se
yar mere abbu ki death ho gayi hai
Pakistani: ohh yar chinese cheeso ka yeahi tu masla hai

There-s an Englishman, a Scotsman and a Chinese man. The Englishman says ""I bet my dog can run round the park 50 times without needing a wee. After 40 times it had a wee."" Then the Scotsman said ""I bet my dog can run round the park 100 times without needing a wee."" After 90 times, the dog had a wee. Then the Chinese man said ""I bet my dog can run round the park 200 times without needing a wee."" It got round 200 times without needing a wee. The Englishmen and Scotsman said to the Chinese man ""How did it do that?"" The Chinese man said ""Me not stupid, me not silly, me tie knot in my dogs wiily""

ONCE THERE WAS A MEETING OF CHINESE PRESIDENT WITH U.S.A. PRESIDENT, BILL CLINTON. BUT THERE WAS ONLY ONE PROBLEM, WHICH WAS THAT THE CHINESE PRESIDENT COULDN-T SPEAK ENGLISH, BUT HIS ASSISTANT DOES. HIS ASSISTANT TOUGHT HIM SOME SENTENCES IN ENGLISH TO SAY TO BILL CLINTON. HIS ASSISTANT SAID THAT WHEN EVER THE PRESIDENT COMES INFRONT OF U, U SAY, ""HI, HOW ARE U?"" AND THEN BILL CLINTON WOULD REPLY THAT,"" I AM FINE"", AFTER THAT U SAY, "" ME TOO"". OK. THOSE WERE SOME SENTENCES THAT CHINESE PRESIDENT HAD TO SAY TO BILL CLINTON.
WHEN THE MEETING BEGINS, CHINESE PRESIDENT SAID, ""HI WHO ARE YOU?"", BILL CLINTON REPLIED, "" I AM USA-s PRESIDENT AND HILLARY-S HUSBAND"", CHINESE PRESIDENT SAID, ""ME TOO"". THEN THE WHOLE STAFF START LAUGHING INCLUDING THE CHINESE PRESIDENT, ALTHOUGH HE DOESN-T KNOW WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING. THE ONLY PERSON THAT WAS NOT LAUGHING WAS THE CHINESE PRESIDENT-S ASSISTANT. HE SAID, ""ITS ALL SROD UP"".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Oneday in China a boy was born.Her motherasked from his husband,What should we put the name of sweet boy?
Her husband saw the boy,boy was having chinese eyes pretty nose like chinese.her husban replied,Ching pong chong.
After a year another boy was born,again she asked from her husband,boy was having same chine nose,eyes & white face.Husband replied the boy name,Pong Ching Chong.
After a few year a boy was born of the same lady.She asked from her husband, what should we put the name of a boy?
her husband saw the boy,boy was having big eyes,big nose & black face,boy was diffrent from all the other son of a lady.Her husband was shocked to saw an african boy & when her wife asked from the husband,What should be the name of this black boy?
Her husband replied,Something is wrong.

Ek Chinese bacha apne Pakisiani dost se:
Yaar mere abbu ka inteqal hohaya hai...
Pakistani: Abay yaar China ki cheezon mein yehi masla hai..........






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