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Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Faraz . . . .



Bus Bike Roki Aur m0bilE le gaya..! ;-)

what is the difference b/w a girl and a bike the other said that bike 1st kick and then ride but on girl 1st ride then kick

once a villager bought a motorbike n he went on a ride,on the road he came closer to a car n said to car,s driver.hey have u ever seen a bike.the driver thought that hez(villager) crazy so he jus ignored him.the vilager reapeated the same thing n driver kept ignoring him after sum moments a truck crashed into his bike n villager got hurt n he wuz sent to hospital When the car,s driver came to know he took pity on him n went to c him ,in hospital the villager asked again that have u ever seen a bike the driver frustarated n asked him that y r u asking this to me i have seen The bike before,the villager said in panjabi""phir dus dey udyain brakeain kithey hondia hain""

one day a sectary saw hiz bos`s pant unzipped
she said to her boss:sir ur garage door is open!
boss: did u see my heavy bike?
sectary: no, i saw a small scooter with two punctured tyres!!!

one day a sectary saw hiz bos`s pant unzipped
she said to her boss:sir ur garage door is open!
boss: did u see my heavy bike?
sectary: no, i saw a small scooter with two punctured tyres!!!