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usay jab yaad aaye ga k saawan lot aaya hai
bula le ga woh mujhko ya khud hi lot aayega

usay jab yaad ayega main kaise muskuRata tha
to aankhein muskuRayengi, ya daaman bheeg jayega

usay jab yaad ayega main kaise naam leta tha
to meRa naam likhega, ya apna bhi mitaayega

usay jab yaad aayega mera khaamosh sa rehna
to sab ko bol dega wo ya khud se bhi chupaayega

usay jab yaad aayega meRa nange sar phirna
to bijli ban ke karke gaa, ya baadal baN ke chhaye ga

usay jab yaad aayega mera chalna, mera phirna
to raah meiN khaaR boye ga, ya phir palkein bichayega

Once Santa Singh called Banta Singh for a hearty lunch. Banta Singh arrived promptly on time and was surprised to see the door locked. Then he saw a note which said,---- Kaise ullu banaya!---- Banta Singh was terribly furious, therefore thinking himself to be smart stuck a note saying, ---- Main to aya hi nahein----

Samaitlo Rahmatain K Aya Hai
Ramazan Rahmat Ban K

Jhoka Lo Pelkain Ke Rahehaq Mein
Ke Aya Ramazan Mahfaize Ban K

Ruk Joau Tum Gaflatoon Ke Karine Se
Aya Hai Ramazan Pegamein Khudawand Leke

Bhulado Sab Zulem Or Jhoom Jaou Zikarey Khudawand Mein
Ke Aya Hai Ramazan Bakhsesh Sang Le K

1 Raat wo Dair se Ghar Aya Apni MAA k0 Muntzir Paya Maa ne kaha BETA. Jb tk Zinda hn Jaldi Aa Jaya Kr? W0 Hansa..0r kaha Maa Tm to Bs Wese hi har Waqt Tang krti ho Wo Muskurai 0r kaha BETA Maa Hn na Teri Darti hn Ye Dunya Boht Buri Hy. Ab W0hi Raten hen Din Rat Bhatak raha Hun Darbadar Tanha Maa Chali Gai Koe Nai Intzar krne Wala Smjhane wala Sacha Pyar krne Wala Ap Thek kehti Theen Men Ghalat tha Han Maa Ye Dunya Zalim Hy Ab Dair se Nai AunGa Nhi SataunGa J0 kahoGi KrnGa Wapis Aa jao Sirf 1 bar wapis Aa jao MAA Love Ur mom plz,is ko itna phelao k sub maa ki izzat kren..

Hadood-e-Zindagi Mein Jab Koi Mushkil Maqam Aya...!!
Na Ghair'on Ne Tawajah Di Na Koi Apna Kaam Aya...!!

Ansu Se Kaha K Tanhai Mai Aya Karo
ETne Sare Logo Mai Mazak Na Banaya Karo
Espe Ansu Tarap K Bola
ETne Logo Mai Tujhy Tanha Paya
Tho SaTh Dene Chala Aya...

1 Jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya, 12 glass p gaya, Admi:tenu chardi ni? Jin: Main jin hon. Admi: le char gai kanjar nu...!hAhAh:-D

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