Waqas Moti

ek martba ek faqeer ne bus stopper kharde aadme se kaha""ek rooti ka sawaal ahi baba""tou us ne kaha ""tamater khaoo""faqeer pershaan ho gaya""jab us do teen martba yahi jawab mila tou us ne qareeb khase insaan se iss kee waja poochitou us ne kaha""ke yeh insan toutla hai woh keh raha hai kkamma ker khao-

ik shaks ne apney dost se kha. ""kion bhai tum ne ganey ki practice kion chor di"".
dost:""apney galey ki wajah se"" dost ne aah bher ker kha.
doosra dost:""kion bhai tumharey galey ko kia hua"" is shaks ne heret se poocha.
dost ne afsurdah ho ker javab dia:
""kuch nehi bas hamsaioon (naibhours) ne dubaney ki dhamki di he"".

sajdon ke aoz firdos milay ye baat muje manzoor nahee
be los ibadat karta hoon bandah hoon tera mazdoor nahee

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