Najam Ali Khan

Aik sikh apnay ghar say bahar nikla.Us kay ghar kay aagay kalay ka chilka para tha.Woh chilkay ko dekh kar hansnay laga.Kisi nay poocha Sardar jee aap kion hans rahay ho.Sardar jee bolay aaj phir mujhay girna paray ga.

Aapki Yaadon K Siwa Koi Sahaara Nahi
Aapko Soche Bina Din Gujarta Humara Nahi
Har Saans Mein Humari Ab Aap Samaane Lage Ho
Aur Aapne Hume Ab tak Khwabo Mein Utara Hi Nahi
Muskurate Chehre K Peeche Rota Hai Dil Mera
Ankhon Mein Hai Samandar Par Ashq Baha Sake Nahi
Humto Zinda Hi Aapke Pyaar K Sahaare Hain
Kaise Aayen Aapne Hontho Se Pukaara Hi Nahi

Santa Singh is the aggresive participant on Kaun Banega..
Amitabh: Santaji, 5 sawal ka jawab diye to Rs. 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawab par 1 crore! Aapke paas teen lifeline hain. Ek hazaar rupee ke liye aapka pehla sawaal: Who is India--s Prime Minister? A: Vajpayee B: Advani C: Zail Singh D: Amrish Puri?
Santa Singh: Vajpayee.
Amitabh: Sure?
Santa Singh: Yes, sure.
Amitabh: Confident?
Santa Singh: Yes
Amitabh: Absolutely sure?
Santa Singh: Yes Amitji.
Amitabh: Lock kar dein?
Santa Singh: Yes.
Amitabh: Sahee jawab! Aap ek hazaar rupee jeet gaye hain!
Santa Singh: Oye! Saale, ullu mat banaa! Paanch jawab diye hain puray dus hazaar nikaal!

Teri yaad mein hum ne pencil uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko darane ke kaam aayi...

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo FAIR & LOVELY mila.

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano...Shhhsss...KOI Hai se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

aap k aba ne aap ko kat lia yeh in ka junoon hai , aap chah kar bhi kuch na kar paye q k aap ki ragoon mein un ka khoon hai.

MaT cHeR kIsI hAsEeNa Ko KaBaR kA aZaB hOgA,eK DiN tU bHi KiSi HaSeEnA kA BaAp HoGa;);););););););););)

AAG LAGANE KI BAAT KARTE HO,DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA, TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO.

haaati ne kaha hatni ki qabar per,sadke jaooon teri patli kamar par.

Itnay dinon say jalanay naheen aaya ,Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay naheen aaya ,Kehta tha saath jeyengay saath marayngay ,Ab rooth gai hoon to ullo ka patha mananay bhi naheen aaya

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala,.Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi,

ishq karne waloon k bhi anokhey khel hote hain jab result aata hai tu sare AASHIQ fail hote hain.

umr kat gayi zikr kartey hue tumhara ,ghain se ghobara,fe se favware.

When u need ADVICE call me,when u need FRD msg me when u need help e-mail me when u need MONEY the number u dailed is not responding plz --DON--T TRY AGAIN

do behre train mein safer ker rahe hote hain,1 behra dosre behre se poochta hai k kia aapp lahore jaa rehe hain 2 kehta hai nahin mein lahore jaa raha hoon 1 behra kehta hai acha mein samjha aapp lahore jaaa rahe hain................hahahahahaha