Moona Malik

Ajeeb si kashish hai hum dono ke dil mein,
Jo ek duje ki yaadon mein hum dono khoye rehate hain
Dilon par to pyar se pyar ki huqumat hai,
Bas dour rehakar bhi yahi ek dastane zindagi ji rahe hain



Is tarah se kuch woh mere dil mein shamil hai,
Sirf woh hi dil ke aas paas hai ab bas yehi ehsaas hai,
Duniya ki is bheed mein tanha to hum rehate hain
Magar yeh duniya kya samjhe k khayalon mein woh bhi to mere saath hai.


Mil gaye ho tum to mil geya hai zindagi bhar ka sukoon,
Majboori aur farz ki zanjeer mein jakade hain hum aur jakade ho tum,
Magar mere har dard aur aah woh hi ek hai jo samajhta hai,
Phir bhi unke ek jhalak k liye yeh aankhen hain jo tarasti hain

Sardar to his friend I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office, what about you?
Friend : Me too, after you leave.

Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?

No son, that--s because you are intelligent.

Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??

No son, that--s because you are intelligent, replies his father.

Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??

The father replies, No son, that--s because you are 31 years old.

love is like WAR easy to START difficult 2 END impossible 2 4rget

Aik sardar jee apni sister ke sath bicycle pe kahen ja rahe thay. Aik aur sardar ne unhain dekha to samjha ke shayad woh un ki girlfriend hai, unhon ne awaz lagai, oay sardar jee...! mashook te bari sohni bithai ae cycle te. Yeh sun kar sardar jee ko ghussa aa gaya, or bole, oay mashook howe gi teri...! apni taan bhain wa

Sher singh: oay gabbar singh...! tenun ki dassan lahoriay kinnay mehman nawaz nain.
Gabbar singh: kinnay???
Sher singh: oay lahore jao te lahoriay aini khidmat karde nain, apne hath nal roti khuande nain, apne hath nal kapre puande nain, apne hath nal pani piande nain.
Gabbar singh: hain??? aini mehman nawazi??? hore ki ki karde nain bai???
Sher singh: oay apne ghar wich rehn di jaga wi dende nain, bilkul free, sair sapata wi karande nain, bilkul free, cinema wi dakhande nain, bilkul free.
Gabbar singh: hain....! bilkul free???? balle bai balle....! sardar jee tuseen kinni wari lahore gae ho?
Sher singh: main te naen meri buddi gai si.

heres a really funny joke, you pakis will love this one like its ur personal buddah
Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids?

A. Because he--d read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paanch dost byerozgaar hote hai,wo ek taxi late hai rent per chalne k liye,aur wo subha se laiker shaam tak taxi chalate hai magar koi sawari nahi bethti hai..........
POCHO KYON KOI SAWARI NAHI BETHTI HAI???
is liye k wo pancho khud hi taxi mai bethe hote hai to sawari nai bhal khak bethye gii
hahahahahahahahaha

Jo palpal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hai,
jo harpal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hai,

jo palpal khilte rahe, use mohabbat kehte hai,
jo saath na chode, use dosti kehte hai


Aftab khan