Kashif Mali

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 60
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014

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Sms / Marital Woes

Hi

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I--m blue. U r my headache, one day I--ll kill u.

· 1 Like · Feb 12, 2015 at 17:02

Category: marital-woes

Whatsapp Messages / Missing You

I Heard Someone Whisper Ur Name, But When I Turned Around To...

I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone. Then I realized, it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

· 0 Like · Dec 14, 2014 at 12:12

Category: Missing-You

Sms / Missing You

A hug is a hug & a kiss is a kiss, without u in my life baby luv is what I--ll miss. U took me by the hand & u swept me off my feet. So plz understand that u make my life complete.

Aftab khan
923015630097

· 1 Like · Dec 06, 2014 at 23:12

Category: Missing You

Sms / Sardar

Kashif Mali

Sardar

sardar apni biwi se kal rat mere khwab mai aik larki aye thi wah kya larki the biwi nai kaha akeli aye hogi sradar tume kis tarah patah biwi kyo k uska shohar mere khwab mai aya tha.

· 1 Like · Dec 02, 2014 at 22:12

Category: sardar

Whatsapp Messages / Monday

Kashif Mali

I Wish Mondays Were As Fast As Milkha Singh!

I wish Mondays were as fast as Milkha Singh!

Have an eventful Monday!

· 0 Like · Dec 02, 2014 at 19:12

Category: Monday

Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Kashif Mali

Santa & Banta Were Looking At Egyptian Mummy.

Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.

Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.

· 0 Like · Nov 27, 2014 at 22:11

Category: SantaBanta

Whatsapp Messages / Eid Ul Fitr

Kashif Mali

Eid Wishes Outshine The Rest;

Eid wishes outshine the rest;

They're undoubtedly the best.

May these come to your arms;

Like Allah's alms!

May your Eid be full of Almighty's bounties!

· 0 Like · Nov 20, 2014 at 19:11

Category: Eid-ul-Fitr

Whatsapp Messages / Pappu

Kashif Mali

Maths Teacher To Pappu, "if Both Of Your Parents Were Born In 1969, How Old Would They Say They Are Now?"

Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?"

Pappu: That depends.

Teacher: Depends on what?

Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2014 at 05:11

Category: Pappu

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