Haseeb Raza

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye

Pappu : Mujhe??

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 :D

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

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