Abdul Karim Khan

once father and son were passing by the road.son has eating something,but suddenly the thing was fell down,so father said the don-t took the fallen things.one day father actually fall in the big dirty drain, ask his son for help but son refused it because his father told him that do not take the fallen things.

Do bacchay thay school say wapas aatay huay pehlay nay doosray say kaha "" Har banday ka aik secret hota hay, agar aap us say kaho, -Mujhay sab pata chal gaya - to woh tum ko pesay day ker chup kara dain gay "" baccha bohat khush hota hay.
Ghar jatay hi ammi say kehta hay ""Ammi mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay"" Ammi pareshan ho jatee hain aur us ko 50 rupay day ker kehti hain ""Abba ko na batana "".
Shaam ko abaa aatay hain to woh abba say bhi yahee kehta hay abba us ko 100 rupay day ker kehtay hain "" Ammi ko na batana "" is ko to mazay lag jatay hain.
Subah subah doodh wala aata hay baccha kehatay chalo is say bhi keh doon, woh doosh walay say kehta hay "" Mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay, doodh wala sab cheez phaink ker kehat hay "" To aa beta aaj abbu kay galay lag ja "" ;-)

Aik Dafa Teen aadmi bathaiy thay kay aik nay kaha kay america main aik aisa bacha paida huwa jiska haat nahi thaa unhonnain nakli haat laga dia aaj woh mana waah boxer hay doosray nain kaha yeay konsi see badi baat hay india main aik aisa bachhapaida huwa jisky aik taang nahi thee unhonnain nakli taang laga di aaj woh mana wah racer tessray nain kaha aisy konsi badi baat hay yeay pakistan main aik aisa bachha paida huwa jiska sar nahi thaa unhonnain kaddu laga diya aaj woh unka wazeer-e-azam hay
(ha ha ha ha)

Aik shair ka takhals zakhmy tha.Aik dafa woh apne dost se milne giaa,dastak di dost gher maiN nahiN tha oss ki bv ne poochha kon? jawab aaya -ZAKHMI- ander se aawaaz aaee yeh koee hospital nahiN hai

jhonka idhar na aaye nasim-e-bahar ka
nazuk bahut hai phul charag-e-mazar ka
phir baithe baithe vada-e-vasl us ne kar liya
phir uth khada hua wohi rog intazar ka
shakhon se barg-e-gul nahi jhadate hain bag mein
zevar utar raha hai urus-e-bahar ka
har gul se lalazar mein ye puchata hun main
tu hi pata batade dil-e-dagdar ka
is pyar se fishar diya gor-e-tang ne
yaad aa gaya maza mujhe aagosh-e-yar ka
hilati nahi hawa se chaman mein ye daliyan
muh chumate hain phul urus-e-bahar ka
uthta hai naza mein wo sarahane se ae ‘ameer’
mitata hai aasara dil-e-ummidvar ka.

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A BOY was sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girl Friend…
An Old man:
Beta! Kia ye Hamari Tehzeeb hai?
Boy:
nahi uncle, Ye Defence wali nosheen hai. buahahahaha