Abdul Rehman Rehman

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ABCDEF... OF KAMRAN AKMAL ...
"A" for Akmal,
"B" for Ball,
"C" for Catch,
"D" for Drop,
"E" for Exceptionally,
"F" for Frequent...

7-cheeze jab khatam ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti hy
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Package

OR

7. Bathroom Me Pani.

Breaking News

Newzealand Is Playing With 12 Players

*WIKILEAKS*

12th Man Is Kamran AkmaL !

New Dialogue from Rajnikanth's Movie

I will hit you so hard even Google will not find you...

hahahahah

Pakistan Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President [Zardari]
Problem was the stamp was not sticking to the envelops.

Mr president was enraged and furious about it and he ordered a formal full investigation by a commission.

After weeks of investigations and testing and spending 12 million rupees the commission forwarded following findings to Mr president.

1- there is nothing wrong with the stamps , they are ok as good as any.
2- People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp...

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam Ne Farmaya : "Apni Taqdeer Ka Har Faisla ALLAH k Haath Mein De Dou, Us Se Dua Tou Kro Par Zid Na Karo Q k Jb ALLAH Taala Pe Apni Zindagi Ka Har Fesla Chorhte Ho Tou ALLAH Bhi Wo Hi Krta Hy Jo Tumhari Khushi Hoti Hay" Aur Farmaya "Ae Logo ! Tum Apni Raza ALLAH Ki Raza Main Shamil Kro Phr Dekhna Wo Kis Trha Apni Raza Tumhari Raza Main Shamil Kerta Hay. Beshak ALLAH Sab Se Behter Sochne Wala Hay" ... !!!

Pak Studies Question Paper in year 2010:

Attempt any 5 questions and question# 6 is compulsory.

Q 1. Describe the mechanism of load shedding and blood shedding in Pakistan ?.
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in your own words?
Q 3. What is a Roti? Briefly explain relationship between Shahbaz and roti?
Q 4. Draw labeled diagram of a suicide jacket, also describe its function?
Q 5. What is PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples?
Q 6. Which part of Pak is yet not sold to US?
Q 7. Differentiate between Atta and FATA?

Rozedaar ki har dua Qubool hoti hai.
Magar ek dua rozedar ki qubool nahi hoti,
wo ye k..
"Ya Khuda iftaar ka waqt jaldi hojaye"