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Mohammad Afzal
From : Pakistan
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 49
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 49
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Afzal
Shopekeeper
aek larkie thi wo rouzana aek hi doukan par per jaea karti thi
aik din wo doubara ause doukan par ghi dokandar ause deak kar doukan band kar nea leaga L(mean larki) nea kaha ap D(mean doukan)keu band kar raeh hai doukandar nea kaha meari ma fout hou ghi hae
kouch din bad wo phare D par ghae doukandar nea phir ousi deak kar D band karne laga tou L nea poucha kia hou doukandar khat ha mera bap fot ho gia ha kouch dino bad larki dobara dokan par jati ha to dokandar dor hi sa hi dakh kar dokan band karny lagta ha larki pouchti ha ba kon fot ho gia ha to dokan dar khta ha ha ka ka mujhy najomi na kha ha ka ab ma fot hony wala ho (hoihihihiho)smile plz wrnw mera dil tot jay ga ya hasny wali bat ha (aha aha )
aik din wo doubara ause doukan par ghi dokandar ause deak kar doukan band kar nea leaga L(mean larki) nea kaha ap D(mean doukan)keu band kar raeh hai doukandar nea kaha meari ma fout hou ghi hae
kouch din bad wo phare D par ghae doukandar nea phir ousi deak kar D band karne laga tou L nea poucha kia hou doukandar khat ha mera bap fot ho gia ha kouch dino bad larki dobara dokan par jati ha to dokandar dor hi sa hi dakh kar dokan band karny lagta ha larki pouchti ha ba kon fot ho gia ha to dokan dar khta ha ha ka ka mujhy najomi na kha ha ka ab ma fot hony wala ho (hoihihihiho)smile plz wrnw mera dil tot jay ga ya hasny wali bat ha (aha aha )
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Sep 06, 2018 at 03:09
Category: miscellaneous
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Social Wall / Text
Mohammad Afzal
Advantage Of Not Having A Lover
1. can sleep well
2. can save time and money
3. need no worries about how you look
4. no missed calls in night
5. no need to activate special scheme
6. no need to recharge you mobile twice a day
7. can talk to all boys and girls
proud to be a single...
2. can save time and money
3. need no worries about how you look
4. no missed calls in night
5. no need to activate special scheme
6. no need to recharge you mobile twice a day
7. can talk to all boys and girls
proud to be a single...
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Aug 14, 2018 at 02:08
Category: text
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Afzal
Rwo Friends
one friend to the other ""you should not drink daily"".the other friend ""i do not drink daily.i drink only two days ,one when its raining and other when it does not rain"".
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Aug 09, 2018 at 14:08
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Kaka Shararti
Mohammad Afzal
Baat Se Baat
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Jun 10, 2018 at 14:06
Category: kaka-shararti
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta

Mohammad Afzal
Do Taangain

Bacha: Abbu mujhe motorcycle le kar dain.
Abbu: Beta ALLAH ne do tangain kis liye di hain.
Bacha: Aik kick marne k liye aur dosri gear lagane k liye.
Abbu: Beta ALLAH ne do tangain kis liye di hain.
Bacha: Aik kick marne k liye aur dosri gear lagane k liye.
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May 10, 2018 at 00:05
Category: baap-aur-beta
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki
Mohammad Afzal
What''s The Proof That You Miss Me ??
Girl: What''s the proof that you miss me ??
Boy:" See my cheeks,
My mom slapped me . . Because i was smiling while sleeping"Thinki ng of You"
Girl:" Awwwwww Itna Pyaar karte ho (^___^)
Boy:" Nahin,
Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai.
Boy:" See my cheeks,
My mom slapped me . . Because i was smiling while sleeping"Thinki ng of You"
Girl:" Awwwwww Itna Pyaar karte ho (^___^)
Boy:" Nahin,
Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai.
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May 02, 2018 at 10:05
Category: larka-aur-larki
Poetry / Sad

Mohammad Afzal
Hum Manayen Kia

Jab Mohabbat hi nahi rahi Darmiyan
Wo Roothen kia, Hum Manayen kia?
Wo Roothen kia, Hum Manayen kia?
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Apr 19, 2018 at 10:04
Category: sad
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Afzal
Chi Chang Chen Lainguang.
CHI CHANG CHEN LAINGUANG
THEIN CHI KWA SIAU CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ THAZ HAO
SEING SHENG
pagal agar samajh mein nai aa raha to parh kyun rahe ho,,,,,
THEIN CHI KWA SIAU CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ THAZ HAO
SEING SHENG
pagal agar samajh mein nai aa raha to parh kyun rahe ho,,,,,
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2018 at 16:04
Category: miscellaneous
Mohammad Afzal
Gender : MaleCountry : Pakistan
Followers : 0
Total Updates : 49
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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