Jeeto: What do you think about our love?

Santa: Try to count the starts in the sky.

Jeeto: Wow! So it's infinite!

Santa: No baby, it's a waste of time!

· 0 Like · Nov 08, 2014 at 04:11

Category: SantaBanta

Sms / Friendship

Muskraht zindagi ka dusara name ha..............Muskraht payar ki pahli ziban haa.............Muskraht dosti ki kunji haa...............Muskraht mayosi ky Tareek badloo mein umeed ki kiran haa...................Muskraht dostoo ki peehchan haa..................Muskraht aik aisa tofa ha joo ghareeb admi bhi paish kr sakta haa.................Muskraht khalos ko zahir karti haa.....Muskraht gher mein shadmani lany ka zariya haa.....Muskraht Rooh ki Ghaza haa...............Muskraht pathar sy bhi pathar Dil ko moom kar deti ha.........From sana

· 1 Like · Oct 24, 2014 at 05:10

Category: friendship

Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Hafiz Usman

Santa Had A Leakage In The Roof Right Above The Dining Table.

Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.

Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?

Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

· 1 Like · Oct 22, 2014 at 11:10

Category: SantaBanta

Whatsapp Messages / Nice Weekend

Hafiz Usman

Working On A Weekend Is Like Wetting Your Pants In A Dark Suit. You Get A Warm Feeling But No One Else Notices.

Working on a weekend is like wetting your pants in a dark suit. You get a warm feeling but no one else notices.

Have a nice weekend!

· 0 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 14:10

Category: Nice-Weekend

Whatsapp Messages / Wise Words

Hafiz Usman

Be Thankful For The Bad Things In Life. For They Opened Your...

Be thankful for the bad things in life. For they opened your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before!

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 18:10

Category: Wise-Words

Whatsapp Messages / Friendship

Hafiz Usman

Heart Is Like A Crystal, Preserve It.

Heart is like a crystal, preserve it.

Love is like perfume, spread it.

Feelings are like flood, flow it.

Friendship is like an umbrella, come let's share it.

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 19:10

Category: Friendship

Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Hafiz Usman

Santa: I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In 18 Months.

Santa: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.

Banta: Why not?

Santa: I don't like to interrupt her.

· 0 Like · Oct 11, 2014 at 23:10

Category: SantaBanta

Wallpapers / Movies

Hafiz Usman

Paul Walker's Brick Mansions

Movies wallpapers

· 0 Like · Oct 10, 2014 at 19:10

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Baatein / Larkion Ki Baatein

Hafiz Usman

Makeup

Yaar daikho kitna makeup kar k aati hai...
Banda poochay college hai ya fashion show...

#Larkiyonkibaatain

· 1 Like · Jun 27, 2014 at 18:06

Category: larkion-ki-baatein

Gallery / Dilchasp

Hafiz Usman

Pins Can Look Far Better.

· 1 Like · Jun 25, 2014 at 18:06

Category: dilchasp

Sms / Funny

Hafiz Usman

Ye Main Ne 500 Pages Ki Book Likhi Hai

Doctor pagal se: Ye kya hai?
Pagal: Ye main ne 500 pages ki book likhi hai.
Doctor: Tum ne 500 pages pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai k ek raja ghoray par beth k jungle ki taraf chala, aur last page pe likha k raja jungle pohanch gaya.
Doctor: To Saale beech k 498 pages pe kya likha?
Pagal: Tigrik tigrik tigrik tigrik tigrik...:D

· 0 Like · Apr 12, 2014 at 14:04

Category: funny

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