Akram Rahi

The Englishman--s wife steps up to the first tee. As
she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows
her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

Good God, woman! Why aren--t you wearing any
knickers? her husband demanded.

Well, you don--t give me enough housekeeping money
to afford any, she replied.

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket
and says, For the sake of decency, here--s $50. Go
and buy yourself some underwear.

Next, the Irishman--s wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she
is wearing no undies. Blessed Virgin Mary, woman!
You--ve no knickers. Why not?

She replies, I can--t afford any on the money you give
me.

He reaches into his pocket and says, For the sake of
decency, here--s $20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!

Lastly, the Scotsman--s wife bends over. The wind also
takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too,
is naked under it.

Sweet mudder of Jasus, Maggie! where the fook are
yer drawers?

She too explains, You dinna give me enough money ta
be able ta affarrd any.

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, Well,
fer the love --o Jasus, --n the sake of decency, here--s
a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.

Jab bhi gam ki kahaniyan aain.
Unke honton peh siskiya aain..

Bujh na paye diye muhabbat ke.
Youn to kitni hi aandhiyan aain..

Meri tanhai ke gulista mai.
Chand yadon ki titliyan aain..

Yaad usne kya mujhe shayad.
isliye aaj hichkiya aain..

Mere jitne Qareeb aaye wo.
Utni hi dil mai dooriya aain..

Waqt rukhsat hua hai ab Arif
Maut ki chand hichkiyan aain

If u happen to miss a person whom u loved so much, it--s ur fate but if u give a chance to miss a person who loved u so much it--s ur mistake.