Abdul Sattar

mum: no son, u cant have money! i work uno!! money doesnt fall off trees! stop asking for it i need it!
son: then.... hmmm.... mum! y do banks have so many branches?

A Russian visiting Pakistan goes for an eye check..

The Eye Doctor shows the letters
''CZWXNQSTACZ'' to the Russian..

Doctor: Can you read this??
Russian: Read?? I even know the
guy.. :p :D

3 dost hootian hain gin ka mulk alag alag hoota hain or woo apnay apnay mulk main sardi ka bata rahain hootain hain . pahla lahta hain hamaray mulk main itni sardi perti hain kay chayyy choolah per rakhoo tooo bhi baraf ban jati hai . doosra kahta hain haamaray mulk main itni sardi perti hain kay aag jalaooo to wooo bhi nahi jalti teesra dooonoo ko kahta hain yaar ye too kuch bhi nahi aik din main sardiyooon ki raat ko 3kamble lay ker soo raha tha kyu k bohat sardi thi or baraf bhi per rahi thi darwazay ko kundi lagaiii thi heeter bhi on tha . soobha kay wakt mughay apni kamer kay nichay aik gool si chiz mili gis say dhooowa nikle raha tha bohat sard thi wooo manay kapray say usay uthaya or heeter kay pass rakh aaya kyu kay woo chiz baraf bani hoooi thi us ki shakal nazar nahi aa rahi rhi . 5 mint baad mughay us chiz say awaz aai pooooooooooooooon haaaa haaaa haaaa . yani wooo _____ thi (phooosi)