Baatein

Han Han tore do sare glass tore do jab tumharay susraal walay ayenge to lotay mein pani pilaungi.

har waqt baal bikhra k ghoomti ho Allah ka wasta hai seedhay baal bana kar dikha do insaan ki bachi lago gi.

sabzi kaunsa sasti hai baji aalu hi 60 rupay kilo hain

baaji koi kaam wali arrange kar do... nahee to apni wali koi hi mere ghar bhej diya karo

chordo mobile ka peecha toredoongi mein, koi kaam bhi kar liya karo

Mein Tumhari maa hoon, tum meri maa nahee

meri iss ghar mein chalti kaha hai, sunta kaun hai meri.

Jab mein tumhari umar ki thee to poora ghar sanbhalti thee.

Beta Ammi se: Khanay me kuch hai?
Ammi: Fridge me tarbooz para hai
Beta: aur kuch?
Ammi: sath wali aunty ka kaka hua hai mithai ai hai pari hai
Beta: aur hai kuch?
Ammi: Mujhe kha le.

He: Janu kaunsay kaplay pehnay hai meli jaan ne? :)

#JanuJiKiBaatein

Baji kya karoon mera mian naukri nahee karta mustanda

Ammi: beta ye shirt lai hoon tumharay liye.
Maasi: Baji kaha se lai hai kitne ki lai hain.

#MaasioKiBaatein

Khilao Sonay Ka Niwala Dekho Shair Ki Nazar Se

baaji pyara afzal kitna pyara hai na bilkul meray baday damad se milta hai

#AuntiesKiBaatein

Ek Maa akely 10 bachon ko smbhal leti hai par 10 bachon sy ek maa nahi smbhali jati

#AmmiJiKiBaatein

Hum to kisi ki larki ko bura nahi kehtay pata nahee q log hamari larkio ke peechay par gaye hain

#AmmiJiKiBaatein